I want a girlfriend. I don't need a girlfriend. But I want one to the point that I say that I need one. Watch me get one and wish that I were single again. Or see her drain my money and further my debt. Or see her turn me into a monster. Or see her put me through the hell that girls love to. Or see her go psycho like what always happens to my brothers. Or see her break up with me, get with another guy in the next week, and then get married before she turns 20. Hahaha! ROFLMAO!
Hahaha. Maybe I should just date someone 20 and up. Probably be the best for me.
Because I'm being a stupid insomniac, let's go over what I want in a woman...
(1) Pretty/beautiful face.
(2) Healthy hair, not like Stephanie Dyer's.
(3) Nice body, doesn't have to be the most SEXAY, but it should be nice. Big boobs are a plus, but there IS such thing as too big. I'd rather have some nice legs and nice ass to be covered with and to play with than some melons that could knock me out. Besides, I've already dealt with fat.
(4) Must be more than decently intelligent. I cannot stand idiots, dunces, airheads.
(5) She must have a heart like mine.
(6) She's gotta know how to balance things.
(7) I'd prefer my height or shorter. Enh, mebbe taller if all the rest of the "criteria" are met.
Shit, this sounds like Alisha. Hahaha! But that'd be incestuous.
1 comment:
oooo sccuuddd is gonnnaaa beat u up!!
immm tellinngg
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