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RAY ASHTON. The man is a fraud. He is no great thinker, pioneer, innovator, or any kind of "martial arts master." If anything, he's an entrepreneur in FRAUD. Below I will link all my previous blog entries in one post, for easier access for any and all who want to do a background check on him. Everything I have ever posted about the man is 100% truth. He DID threaten to kill me for calling him out on his fraudulent fake martial arts he was peddling to the less-educated people. Feel free to reach me at https://www.youtube.com/user/sanshoryu. Send me a message, and if you like my stuff, like and subscribe. So without further ado:
Wednesday, December 07, 2005
So, as I'm gettin' my ass handed to me by the Chem test, I shake my head. *sigh* I really did look at this material. And two hours into it, Dr. Pelezo goes: "Take it home. Turn it in on Monday." Talk about divine intervention.
Later on today, Oso calls me about how Mr. Affects (Ray Ashton) says that what I do in martial arts is just dancing around and is only good for sport. OK, fine. But we spar to move, not to fight. Sparring helps you develop a fighting mode. You CANNOT teach a true martial art for the sake of combat WITHOUT sparring or PRACTICING on a living person. Forms get you largely nowhere in terms of combat sense, and I believe, Mr Ashton, that you have a rather rude awakening for you and your little business. Your poor disciples are going to be left, again, without direction, as I will be challenging the students of your school before the end of this year.
Interested in what the hell I'm talking about? Check out www.affectsfitness.com and enjoy. And laugh.
Later on today, Oso calls me about how Mr. Affects (Ray Ashton) says that what I do in martial arts is just dancing around and is only good for sport. OK, fine. But we spar to move, not to fight. Sparring helps you develop a fighting mode. You CANNOT teach a true martial art for the sake of combat WITHOUT sparring or PRACTICING on a living person. Forms get you largely nowhere in terms of combat sense, and I believe, Mr Ashton, that you have a rather rude awakening for you and your little business. Your poor disciples are going to be left, again, without direction, as I will be challenging the students of your school before the end of this year.
Interested in what the hell I'm talking about? Check out www.affectsfitness.com and enjoy. And laugh.
Sunday, January 08, 2006
SHOBU DA!
^^^ Japanese for: "Let's fight!"
Tomorrow is the big day!
Shea, Oso, Smith, Neal (probably not fighting), David Jones, and Hannah will accompany yours truly to spar (my bad, I mean challenge) the Affects Fitness school of martial arts.
I'll need to make sure that they sign the same waivers that we must. I'll also need to make sure we're just sparring and not fighting.
Should be a helluva day to remember.
Like I said before, a martial art cannot be taught for the sake of fighting without some kind of person to person contact, be it practing techniques on each other or sparring. Either way, what I believe and what is right are possibly two different things. We'll just have to see which way it is tomorrow.
^^^ Japanese for: "Let's fight!"
Tomorrow is the big day!
Shea, Oso, Smith, Neal (probably not fighting), David Jones, and Hannah will accompany yours truly to spar (my bad, I mean challenge) the Affects Fitness school of martial arts.
I'll need to make sure that they sign the same waivers that we must. I'll also need to make sure we're just sparring and not fighting.
Should be a helluva day to remember.
Like I said before, a martial art cannot be taught for the sake of fighting without some kind of person to person contact, be it practing techniques on each other or sparring. Either way, what I believe and what is right are possibly two different things. We'll just have to see which way it is tomorrow.
Tomorrow is the big day!
Shea, Oso, Smith, Neal (probably not fighting), David Jones, and Hannah will accompany yours truly to spar (my bad, I mean challenge) the Affects Fitness school of martial arts.
I'll need to make sure that they sign the same waivers that we must. I'll also need to make sure we're just sparring and not fighting.
Should be a helluva day to remember.
Like I said before, a martial art cannot be taught for the sake of fighting without some kind of person to person contact, be it practing techniques on each other or sparring. Either way, what I believe and what is right are possibly two different things. We'll just have to see which way it is tomorrow.
Tuesday, January 10, 2006
So...
... I am joined by Nick Smith, Oso, David, Will Greenshield, and Neal and Mitch (the latter two who are just there to watch) at the Affects Fitness center. The day before, we had been invited by Walter Reynolds (referred to hereafter as "Tree"), an orange belt, to join in on the class and/or to spar. As such, our goal is to spar with students, students who are blindly following Captain Forehead (Ray Ashton) in believing that Affects is the most deadly martial art on the planet. This man solicits at the Randalls store so much that the managers have had to escort him out. So the group of us walk in before the class, and we sit and wait. When Capt Forehead walks in, I stand up and shake his hand: "Respectfully sir, I'd like to spar with some of your students later." He responds to which as: "Ok."
Before the class begins, the dear Capt. enlightens us with his history... how he was the only non-Asian to be taught by some grandmaster who's 104 years old, how he spent 25 years developing Affects, and how he has three world records in hand speed.
The man is fast. But I've seen faster.
So, we sit and watch for about five minutes...
They begin doing forms... without stretching. I see Tree run his ass in and start doing his forms.
They yell a lot.
Bored, I stand up and ask if I can warm up with my group. He goes: "Sure." So I take the punching mitts and the kicking clapper and go off to the side. I first do some pushups, then some handstand pushups.
Ray Ashton interjects: "Impressive. But try 2 finger pushups on one leg." And he gets down and does them.
I shrug and say: "Yeah, I've got the 2 fingers, but just not the leg."
Oso starts to feed me punches, while Smith and David work kicks. A few good powered punches, and Capt Forehead interjects:
"Uh, if you're going to be making noise, you're going to be distracting. You can join in on the class if you like and do what they're doing or..."
I say: "Ok, we'll be back." and we go outside to warmup.
Cycling through punching and kicking, I notice that the dear Capt is checking on us every so often, scoping out what we can do.
We go back in and sit down and just watch, taking apart their movements. They do not use the hip for power. Woefully fatal. You can hit me all you want with your arm, but I'll be able to take it. Then I'll give you a good hook and you'll be out.
This is Tae Bo using semi-classical forms. And even Tae Bo is better for you.
Throughout the class, he tries to explain each and every form's purpose, each of which has a good application to real life in theory. But no one practices it on each other. He also says multiple times that we will have to sign waivers in case of injury etc etc etc. He also goes to say that: "When we spar, we start out like this..." Think Enter the Dragon. In the tournament, they start, hands touching. Hahaha that's my range. Y'all are DEAD. He also demonstrates one technique for us, and goes: "That's what you're up against."
And clearly... none of us are fazed.
Forehead asks lil Will to get up and to take the practice knife for a knife disarm demonstration. It takes the man 4 tries to disarm Will. How about... he's dead??
Asks me to come demonstrate a gun disarm. A lot less entertaining. He judo chops me in the neck (Remember what I would have taken during that gun disarm for later).
"We don't do that Hollywood crap." But yet you describe situations where you're sounded by three guys, one with a knife, the other with a bat, and the last swinging a chain, and what you should do in that situation (his first step is a LEAP in the AIR!!! AHAHAHAHA!). And yet, you have moves like "Leaping Tiger" and "Falling Falcon." What. The. FUCK. IS. THAT?
And then he says: "All that other stuff is just playing with your dick."
How unprofessional is that??? For a "master."
After a billion forms, he then asks us to go up and to demonstrate that which we know. His class hasn't sparred, or really practiced on each other. They've done forms, practiced one or two weapons, hit the bag, and done some weighted forms with 1.5 lb weights. Try my 1080 slow punches with 10 pound weights, motherfucker!!!
I quickly go over my background, and the teacher keeps interrupting me. So I explain that I need to show where my skills come from. After I have, Forehead asks me to demonstrate what I would do being in a bent over headlock. I demonstrate a takedown on Oso from being in said headlock, and the Capt says: "Takes too much time. My way would be over in 2 seconds." He demonstrates that he'd've hit the nuts. Ok, sure. I would have too. But then my grappling game isn't that good. Smith demonstrates a body slam on me from that same position. After that technique, Will goes to defend Tae Kwon Do and demonstrates a quick kick to MY NECK. It hurt! Fuck you Captain Forehead and your judo chop. I demonstrate a trap to multiple hits to a rolling takedown on Will. Oso demonstrates a takedown and a knee to MY HEAD.
The man uses tiny details to discredit us. Oh Jesus Christ (Gfm). I say: "Options."
He goes: "The purpose of our martial arts is to walk away." Sure, but then why is he talking about ripping out vital organs? Or why is he saying shit like: "I'd knock you to the wall." or saying (some time ago) that: "Nick's dancing is all good for show and sport, but it'd just take one kick to take him out." Riiiiiiiite.
So I call him out on his techniques there:
"It's only theory."
His eyes go wide. "It's not just theory."
"Sure it is, you haven't proven it."
He walks over to me to prove it, but why would I GIVE him that situation to prove it in?
Nick Smith said it best: "Situation dictates."
From taking a one handed choke, Smith demonstrates an arm break, but the Captain Forehead's all: "Nonono, you hit the inside of the elbow and the wrist." to loosen your attacker's grip. If he's got a GOOD grip, he'd only further traumatize his throat.
Capt Forehead goes: "You are incorrect." Fine, I can deal with that.
So I ask to spar with his students... I've been waiting for the waivers.
"We don't spar."
"Well I would like to get a real feel for the techniques you are using."
"We don't spar. We kill."
"Again, then it's only theory."
I forget what happens next, but he says later on: "You challenge my students you challenge ME."
I say: "Why?"
"Because 2 months ago you said you'd put me out of business."
"I said no such thing."
"And you came here today to challenge me."
"Actually, I was going to let that go. But yesterday Will [Tree/Walter] invited us all."
"2 months ago..."... was 2 months ago. This was yesterday.
He says: "Good day, gentlemen."
As I'm leaving, I shake Captain Forehead's hand, and say:
"I have no doubt that you are a formiddable man..." He smiles.
"... But I could destroy any of your students."
He says: "Ignorance is foolish."
"Except it's the truth."
"Ignorance--"
"I know what I'm saying. I've done my research on you."
He comes up really close to me and whispers:
"You don't know what I know... I train killers."
"Right."
Ironically, his top rank student, Gage, was impressed with us and would like to train with me.
Ain't that a kick in the teeth?
Where were the fuckin' waivers?
Quotes from the night:
Ray Ashton (PP): "After a student receives his Affects black belt, I'd put him up against any black belt on the planet."
RA: "In Tae Kwon Do, you can get a black belt in 6 months."
David Jones(PP): "Those white belts are arrogant."
The best story told by Mr Ray Ashton.
"A man held me up at gunpoint and asked me how much money I had. I said: 'No. How much money do YOU have?' Then I took the gun away from him and took his money and gave it to some kids."
... I am joined by Nick Smith, Oso, David, Will Greenshield, and Neal and Mitch (the latter two who are just there to watch) at the Affects Fitness center. The day before, we had been invited by Walter Reynolds (referred to hereafter as "Tree"), an orange belt, to join in on the class and/or to spar. As such, our goal is to spar with students, students who are blindly following Captain Forehead (Ray Ashton) in believing that Affects is the most deadly martial art on the planet. This man solicits at the Randalls store so much that the managers have had to escort him out. So the group of us walk in before the class, and we sit and wait. When Capt Forehead walks in, I stand up and shake his hand: "Respectfully sir, I'd like to spar with some of your students later." He responds to which as: "Ok."
Before the class begins, the dear Capt. enlightens us with his history... how he was the only non-Asian to be taught by some grandmaster who's 104 years old, how he spent 25 years developing Affects, and how he has three world records in hand speed.
The man is fast. But I've seen faster.
So, we sit and watch for about five minutes...
They begin doing forms... without stretching. I see Tree run his ass in and start doing his forms.
They yell a lot.
Bored, I stand up and ask if I can warm up with my group. He goes: "Sure." So I take the punching mitts and the kicking clapper and go off to the side. I first do some pushups, then some handstand pushups.
Ray Ashton interjects: "Impressive. But try 2 finger pushups on one leg." And he gets down and does them.
I shrug and say: "Yeah, I've got the 2 fingers, but just not the leg."
Oso starts to feed me punches, while Smith and David work kicks. A few good powered punches, and Capt Forehead interjects:
"Uh, if you're going to be making noise, you're going to be distracting. You can join in on the class if you like and do what they're doing or..."
I say: "Ok, we'll be back." and we go outside to warmup.
Cycling through punching and kicking, I notice that the dear Capt is checking on us every so often, scoping out what we can do.
We go back in and sit down and just watch, taking apart their movements. They do not use the hip for power. Woefully fatal. You can hit me all you want with your arm, but I'll be able to take it. Then I'll give you a good hook and you'll be out.
This is Tae Bo using semi-classical forms. And even Tae Bo is better for you.
Throughout the class, he tries to explain each and every form's purpose, each of which has a good application to real life in theory. But no one practices it on each other. He also says multiple times that we will have to sign waivers in case of injury etc etc etc. He also goes to say that: "When we spar, we start out like this..." Think Enter the Dragon. In the tournament, they start, hands touching. Hahaha that's my range. Y'all are DEAD. He also demonstrates one technique for us, and goes: "That's what you're up against."
And clearly... none of us are fazed.
Forehead asks lil Will to get up and to take the practice knife for a knife disarm demonstration. It takes the man 4 tries to disarm Will. How about... he's dead??
Asks me to come demonstrate a gun disarm. A lot less entertaining. He judo chops me in the neck (Remember what I would have taken during that gun disarm for later).
"We don't do that Hollywood crap." But yet you describe situations where you're sounded by three guys, one with a knife, the other with a bat, and the last swinging a chain, and what you should do in that situation (his first step is a LEAP in the AIR!!! AHAHAHAHA!). And yet, you have moves like "Leaping Tiger" and "Falling Falcon." What. The. FUCK. IS. THAT?
And then he says: "All that other stuff is just playing with your dick."
How unprofessional is that??? For a "master."
After a billion forms, he then asks us to go up and to demonstrate that which we know. His class hasn't sparred, or really practiced on each other. They've done forms, practiced one or two weapons, hit the bag, and done some weighted forms with 1.5 lb weights. Try my 1080 slow punches with 10 pound weights, motherfucker!!!
I quickly go over my background, and the teacher keeps interrupting me. So I explain that I need to show where my skills come from. After I have, Forehead asks me to demonstrate what I would do being in a bent over headlock. I demonstrate a takedown on Oso from being in said headlock, and the Capt says: "Takes too much time. My way would be over in 2 seconds." He demonstrates that he'd've hit the nuts. Ok, sure. I would have too. But then my grappling game isn't that good. Smith demonstrates a body slam on me from that same position. After that technique, Will goes to defend Tae Kwon Do and demonstrates a quick kick to MY NECK. It hurt! Fuck you Captain Forehead and your judo chop. I demonstrate a trap to multiple hits to a rolling takedown on Will. Oso demonstrates a takedown and a knee to MY HEAD.
The man uses tiny details to discredit us. Oh Jesus Christ (Gfm). I say: "Options."
He goes: "The purpose of our martial arts is to walk away." Sure, but then why is he talking about ripping out vital organs? Or why is he saying shit like: "I'd knock you to the wall." or saying (some time ago) that: "Nick's dancing is all good for show and sport, but it'd just take one kick to take him out." Riiiiiiiite.
So I call him out on his techniques there:
"It's only theory."
His eyes go wide. "It's not just theory."
"Sure it is, you haven't proven it."
He walks over to me to prove it, but why would I GIVE him that situation to prove it in?
Nick Smith said it best: "Situation dictates."
From taking a one handed choke, Smith demonstrates an arm break, but the Captain Forehead's all: "Nonono, you hit the inside of the elbow and the wrist." to loosen your attacker's grip. If he's got a GOOD grip, he'd only further traumatize his throat.
Capt Forehead goes: "You are incorrect." Fine, I can deal with that.
So I ask to spar with his students... I've been waiting for the waivers.
"We don't spar."
"Well I would like to get a real feel for the techniques you are using."
"We don't spar. We kill."
"Again, then it's only theory."
I forget what happens next, but he says later on: "You challenge my students you challenge ME."
I say: "Why?"
"Because 2 months ago you said you'd put me out of business."
"I said no such thing."
"And you came here today to challenge me."
"Actually, I was going to let that go. But yesterday Will [Tree/Walter] invited us all."
"2 months ago..."... was 2 months ago. This was yesterday.
He says: "Good day, gentlemen."
As I'm leaving, I shake Captain Forehead's hand, and say:
"I have no doubt that you are a formiddable man..." He smiles.
"... But I could destroy any of your students."
He says: "Ignorance is foolish."
"Except it's the truth."
"Ignorance--"
"I know what I'm saying. I've done my research on you."
He comes up really close to me and whispers:
"You don't know what I know... I train killers."
"Right."
Ironically, his top rank student, Gage, was impressed with us and would like to train with me.
Ain't that a kick in the teeth?
Where were the fuckin' waivers?
Quotes from the night:
Ray Ashton (PP): "After a student receives his Affects black belt, I'd put him up against any black belt on the planet."
RA: "In Tae Kwon Do, you can get a black belt in 6 months."
David Jones(PP): "Those white belts are arrogant."
The best story told by Mr Ray Ashton.
"A man held me up at gunpoint and asked me how much money I had. I said: 'No. How much money do YOU have?' Then I took the gun away from him and took his money and gave it to some kids."
Before the class begins, the dear Capt. enlightens us with his history... how he was the only non-Asian to be taught by some grandmaster who's 104 years old, how he spent 25 years developing Affects, and how he has three world records in hand speed.
The man is fast. But I've seen faster.
So, we sit and watch for about five minutes...
They begin doing forms... without stretching. I see Tree run his ass in and start doing his forms.
They yell a lot.
Bored, I stand up and ask if I can warm up with my group. He goes: "Sure." So I take the punching mitts and the kicking clapper and go off to the side. I first do some pushups, then some handstand pushups.
Ray Ashton interjects: "Impressive. But try 2 finger pushups on one leg." And he gets down and does them.
I shrug and say: "Yeah, I've got the 2 fingers, but just not the leg."
Oso starts to feed me punches, while Smith and David work kicks. A few good powered punches, and Capt Forehead interjects:
"Uh, if you're going to be making noise, you're going to be distracting. You can join in on the class if you like and do what they're doing or..."
I say: "Ok, we'll be back." and we go outside to warmup.
Cycling through punching and kicking, I notice that the dear Capt is checking on us every so often, scoping out what we can do.
We go back in and sit down and just watch, taking apart their movements. They do not use the hip for power. Woefully fatal. You can hit me all you want with your arm, but I'll be able to take it. Then I'll give you a good hook and you'll be out.
This is Tae Bo using semi-classical forms. And even Tae Bo is better for you.
Throughout the class, he tries to explain each and every form's purpose, each of which has a good application to real life in theory. But no one practices it on each other. He also says multiple times that we will have to sign waivers in case of injury etc etc etc. He also goes to say that: "When we spar, we start out like this..." Think Enter the Dragon. In the tournament, they start, hands touching. Hahaha that's my range. Y'all are DEAD. He also demonstrates one technique for us, and goes: "That's what you're up against."
And clearly... none of us are fazed.
Forehead asks lil Will to get up and to take the practice knife for a knife disarm demonstration. It takes the man 4 tries to disarm Will. How about... he's dead??
Asks me to come demonstrate a gun disarm. A lot less entertaining. He judo chops me in the neck (Remember what I would have taken during that gun disarm for later).
"We don't do that Hollywood crap." But yet you describe situations where you're sounded by three guys, one with a knife, the other with a bat, and the last swinging a chain, and what you should do in that situation (his first step is a LEAP in the AIR!!! AHAHAHAHA!). And yet, you have moves like "Leaping Tiger" and "Falling Falcon." What. The. FUCK. IS. THAT?
And then he says: "All that other stuff is just playing with your dick."
How unprofessional is that??? For a "master."
After a billion forms, he then asks us to go up and to demonstrate that which we know. His class hasn't sparred, or really practiced on each other. They've done forms, practiced one or two weapons, hit the bag, and done some weighted forms with 1.5 lb weights. Try my 1080 slow punches with 10 pound weights, motherfucker!!!
I quickly go over my background, and the teacher keeps interrupting me. So I explain that I need to show where my skills come from. After I have, Forehead asks me to demonstrate what I would do being in a bent over headlock. I demonstrate a takedown on Oso from being in said headlock, and the Capt says: "Takes too much time. My way would be over in 2 seconds." He demonstrates that he'd've hit the nuts. Ok, sure. I would have too. But then my grappling game isn't that good. Smith demonstrates a body slam on me from that same position. After that technique, Will goes to defend Tae Kwon Do and demonstrates a quick kick to MY NECK. It hurt! Fuck you Captain Forehead and your judo chop. I demonstrate a trap to multiple hits to a rolling takedown on Will. Oso demonstrates a takedown and a knee to MY HEAD.
The man uses tiny details to discredit us. Oh Jesus Christ (Gfm). I say: "Options."
He goes: "The purpose of our martial arts is to walk away." Sure, but then why is he talking about ripping out vital organs? Or why is he saying shit like: "I'd knock you to the wall." or saying (some time ago) that: "Nick's dancing is all good for show and sport, but it'd just take one kick to take him out." Riiiiiiiite.
So I call him out on his techniques there:
"It's only theory."
His eyes go wide. "It's not just theory."
"Sure it is, you haven't proven it."
He walks over to me to prove it, but why would I GIVE him that situation to prove it in?
Nick Smith said it best: "Situation dictates."
From taking a one handed choke, Smith demonstrates an arm break, but the Captain Forehead's all: "Nonono, you hit the inside of the elbow and the wrist." to loosen your attacker's grip. If he's got a GOOD grip, he'd only further traumatize his throat.
Capt Forehead goes: "You are incorrect." Fine, I can deal with that.
So I ask to spar with his students... I've been waiting for the waivers.
"We don't spar."
"Well I would like to get a real feel for the techniques you are using."
"We don't spar. We kill."
"Again, then it's only theory."
I forget what happens next, but he says later on: "You challenge my students you challenge ME."
I say: "Why?"
"Because 2 months ago you said you'd put me out of business."
"I said no such thing."
"And you came here today to challenge me."
"Actually, I was going to let that go. But yesterday Will [Tree/Walter] invited us all."
"2 months ago..."... was 2 months ago. This was yesterday.
He says: "Good day, gentlemen."
As I'm leaving, I shake Captain Forehead's hand, and say:
"I have no doubt that you are a formiddable man..." He smiles.
"... But I could destroy any of your students."
He says: "Ignorance is foolish."
"Except it's the truth."
"Ignorance--"
"I know what I'm saying. I've done my research on you."
He comes up really close to me and whispers:
"You don't know what I know... I train killers."
"Right."
Ironically, his top rank student, Gage, was impressed with us and would like to train with me.
Ain't that a kick in the teeth?
Where were the fuckin' waivers?
Quotes from the night:
Ray Ashton (PP): "After a student receives his Affects black belt, I'd put him up against any black belt on the planet."
RA: "In Tae Kwon Do, you can get a black belt in 6 months."
David Jones(PP): "Those white belts are arrogant."
The best story told by Mr Ray Ashton.
"A man held me up at gunpoint and asked me how much money I had. I said: 'No. How much money do YOU have?' Then I took the gun away from him and took his money and gave it to some kids."
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Oy this shit never ends...
So today, I'm on my lunch and I sit with Kenisha, just chattin'. Who else should sit at the table next to me besides Captain Forehead? I say: "How you doin'?" and resume my conversation with Kenisha.
She gets up a little later, and Capitan Cabeza goes: "When you're finished with her, can I have a minute?"
And I'm like: "Sure."
"Oh, now?"
"Yes."
He then proceeds to babble about the waivers, which he never brandished, saying things like the last time anyone sparred with him was 14 years ago, when a TKD 2nd degree black belt sparred with whoever and broke his arm. The TKD'er proceeded to sue him for 300k. Yeah ok. So what?
He explains that the waivers are for this and the waivers are for that... etc etc... insurance purposes. I really don't give a shit, since he didn't brandish them the last time we were there. He also lectures me on respect.
Mr Ray Ashton, for as much respect I actually have for you, I showed you a helluva lot of respect that day at your "fitness center." Even Gage said I was respectful, completely different from the previous image he had of me.
This is the kicker though...
At the end, he was like: "I can't say this in a civilian area" so he gets up and sits in front of me and tells me to lean forward.
I do.
Quoting to the best of my memory:
"If I am disrespected ever again, I will make sure that you have just enough time to see your heart in my hand. Have a good day."
And I smile, trying to keep from laughing. I think that was a threat.
Let the trash talking begin!
SHOBU DA!
So today, I'm on my lunch and I sit with Kenisha, just chattin'. Who else should sit at the table next to me besides Captain Forehead? I say: "How you doin'?" and resume my conversation with Kenisha.
She gets up a little later, and Capitan Cabeza goes: "When you're finished with her, can I have a minute?"
And I'm like: "Sure."
"Oh, now?"
"Yes."
He then proceeds to babble about the waivers, which he never brandished, saying things like the last time anyone sparred with him was 14 years ago, when a TKD 2nd degree black belt sparred with whoever and broke his arm. The TKD'er proceeded to sue him for 300k. Yeah ok. So what?
He explains that the waivers are for this and the waivers are for that... etc etc... insurance purposes. I really don't give a shit, since he didn't brandish them the last time we were there. He also lectures me on respect.
Mr Ray Ashton, for as much respect I actually have for you, I showed you a helluva lot of respect that day at your "fitness center." Even Gage said I was respectful, completely different from the previous image he had of me.
This is the kicker though...
At the end, he was like: "I can't say this in a civilian area" so he gets up and sits in front of me and tells me to lean forward.
I do.
Quoting to the best of my memory:
"If I am disrespected ever again, I will make sure that you have just enough time to see your heart in my hand. Have a good day."
And I smile, trying to keep from laughing. I think that was a threat.
Let the trash talking begin!
SHOBU DA!
She gets up a little later, and Capitan Cabeza goes: "When you're finished with her, can I have a minute?"
And I'm like: "Sure."
"Oh, now?"
"Yes."
He then proceeds to babble about the waivers, which he never brandished, saying things like the last time anyone sparred with him was 14 years ago, when a TKD 2nd degree black belt sparred with whoever and broke his arm. The TKD'er proceeded to sue him for 300k. Yeah ok. So what?
He explains that the waivers are for this and the waivers are for that... etc etc... insurance purposes. I really don't give a shit, since he didn't brandish them the last time we were there. He also lectures me on respect.
Mr Ray Ashton, for as much respect I actually have for you, I showed you a helluva lot of respect that day at your "fitness center." Even Gage said I was respectful, completely different from the previous image he had of me.
This is the kicker though...
At the end, he was like: "I can't say this in a civilian area" so he gets up and sits in front of me and tells me to lean forward.
I do.
Quoting to the best of my memory:
"If I am disrespected ever again, I will make sure that you have just enough time to see your heart in my hand. Have a good day."
And I smile, trying to keep from laughing. I think that was a threat.
Let the trash talking begin!
SHOBU DA!
Thursday, January 15, 2009
AFFECTS Fitness Academy and AFFECTS Martial Arts are shams!
I'm sorry. I just felt compelled to bring this back up, as Ray Ashton ("Captain Forehead") seems to have expanded his line of absolute bullshit.
The site is now http://www.affects.biz/
There's stuff that he's offering that he didn't offer before, such as "RAAM."
#1. If a martial art is going by an acronym... BEWARE
#2. He says, and I quote:
"After you have experienced only one formal session of RAAM, and you still believe that you know of another system that is more real-life, more practical and faster than RAAM then you may qualify for one whole year of free RAAM classes or any other AFFECTS' classes of your own choosing! We are certain that you will not find such a system any where in the country."
- Grand Master Ashton
I guess I wanna try this out, just so he can lose money on me. :-P
But fuck it, I know people, personally, who would not appreciate his comments. Don't tell me an actual soldier, trained by our US military, would fall to one of these AFFECTS acolytes. That's just stupid.
Please do not be duped by this swindler. His "martial art" and mouth has gotten him into quite a bit of trouble.
I'm just here to set the record straight. In two of my previous blog posts, I detailed some of my encounters with him. This all culminates in him wishing to kill me, and telling me he would if he was ever disrepected again. No lie. Please read them, carefully, and then ask yourself if you would want a master who threatened to kill a non-believer. I would seriously think about it before signing up for his 'martial art' sham.
And by the way, I'm not sure that Barack Obama or these beauty queens, whose pictures appear on the webpages, would endorse or appreciate their images being used commercially for this Affects Fitness bullshit.
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Anyhow, this man is extremely fortunate that this happened 4-5 years before the smartphone became a common item. He would have been disgraced and more publicly humiliated. I'm kind of sad that he's been able to con so many people out of so much money with bullshit ideas, seminars.
DON'T HIRE HIM: HE DOESN'T KNOW SHIT. I'VE SEEN HIS SEMINARS ON YOUTUBE. THEY ARE BULLSHIT.
DON'T GET INTO BUSINESS WITH HIM. HE WILL CON YOU. DON'T PAY A PENNY FOR HIS ACRONYMED PROGRAMS. THEY ARE BULLSHIT.
DON'T LET HIM FOOL YOU ABOUT MARTIAL ARTS. HE DOESN'T KNOW SHIT.
Reach me on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/sanshoryu
Take care all, be vigilant.
- Dr Ryu -
I'm sorry. I just felt compelled to bring this back up, as Ray Ashton ("Captain Forehead") seems to have expanded his line of absolute bullshit.
The site is now http://www.affects.biz/
There's stuff that he's offering that he didn't offer before, such as "RAAM."
#1. If a martial art is going by an acronym... BEWARE
#2. He says, and I quote:
"After you have experienced only one formal session of RAAM, and you still believe that you know of another system that is more real-life, more practical and faster than RAAM then you may qualify for one whole year of free RAAM classes or any other AFFECTS' classes of your own choosing! We are certain that you will not find such a system any where in the country."
- Grand Master Ashton
I guess I wanna try this out, just so he can lose money on me. :-P
But fuck it, I know people, personally, who would not appreciate his comments. Don't tell me an actual soldier, trained by our US military, would fall to one of these AFFECTS acolytes. That's just stupid.
Please do not be duped by this swindler. His "martial art" and mouth has gotten him into quite a bit of trouble.
I'm just here to set the record straight. In two of my previous blog posts, I detailed some of my encounters with him. This all culminates in him wishing to kill me, and telling me he would if he was ever disrepected again. No lie. Please read them, carefully, and then ask yourself if you would want a master who threatened to kill a non-believer. I would seriously think about it before signing up for his 'martial art' sham.
And by the way, I'm not sure that Barack Obama or these beauty queens, whose pictures appear on the webpages, would endorse or appreciate their images being used commercially for this Affects Fitness bullshit.
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Anyhow, this man is extremely fortunate that this happened 4-5 years before the smartphone became a common item. He would have been disgraced and more publicly humiliated. I'm kind of sad that he's been able to con so many people out of so much money with bullshit ideas, seminars.
DON'T HIRE HIM: HE DOESN'T KNOW SHIT. I'VE SEEN HIS SEMINARS ON YOUTUBE. THEY ARE BULLSHIT.
DON'T GET INTO BUSINESS WITH HIM. HE WILL CON YOU. DON'T PAY A PENNY FOR HIS ACRONYMED PROGRAMS. THEY ARE BULLSHIT.
DON'T LET HIM FOOL YOU ABOUT MARTIAL ARTS. HE DOESN'T KNOW SHIT.
Reach me on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/sanshoryu
- Dr Ryu -
