Friday, December 31, 2004

Tonight, we BLOW SHIT UP!!!

And, just in case, I have my lil bottle of Tabasco ready :-D

Thursday, December 30, 2004

It's time to train again...

... gettin' soft. I don't like to get soft. And I need to balance myself again.

Looking for a girlfriend...

I want a girlfriend. I don't need a girlfriend. But I want one to the point that I say that I need one. Watch me get one and wish that I were single again. Or see her drain my money and further my debt. Or see her turn me into a monster. Or see her put me through the hell that girls love to. Or see her go psycho like what always happens to my brothers. Or see her break up with me, get with another guy in the next week, and then get married before she turns 20. Hahaha! ROFLMAO!

Hahaha. Maybe I should just date someone 20 and up. Probably be the best for me.

Because I'm being a stupid insomniac, let's go over what I want in a woman...
(1) Pretty/beautiful face.
(2) Healthy hair, not like Stephanie Dyer's.
(3) Nice body, doesn't have to be the most SEXAY, but it should be nice. Big boobs are a plus, but there IS such thing as too big. I'd rather have some nice legs and nice ass to be covered with and to play with than some melons that could knock me out. Besides, I've already dealt with fat.
(4) Must be more than decently intelligent. I cannot stand idiots, dunces, airheads.
(5) She must have a heart like mine.
(6) She's gotta know how to balance things.
(7) I'd prefer my height or shorter. Enh, mebbe taller if all the rest of the "criteria" are met.

Shit, this sounds like Alisha. Hahaha! But that'd be incestuous.

Wednesday, December 29, 2004

Best night in a while...

Heheh, Oso, Stephen, David, Neal, and I went to FUH to eat pho. I had the #27. Pretty damn good.

Then we went cheesing! $3.79 well spent. I think we blessed some 40 odd cars (paraphrasing Oso: "... some of them doubly") :-D

Then, since we were bored, we watched the video of Jack, David, Neal, me, and our drunk asses at Neal's house (10/31st) and laughed our asses off. Later, we were still bored, and so we called up Will who actually agreed to fight me tonight, but backed out. Booooooooooo!

Monday, December 27, 2004

I think it really sucks that everything is becoming or has already become cliche...

Monica and I were discussing songs. She dislikes Kelly Clarkson's "Breakaway" solely because it's "cliche." Well, I say it's gettin' pretty damn tough to be original these days. TRUE, there are many ideas out there, but a whole lot of them have been taken. How many songs get to be truly unique from anything that has come before it? Or movies? So many damned derivative movies... Lots of video games are the same way. Shit. Look at first-person-shooters... you gots the Halos, the Counterstrikes, the Half-Lifes, the Far Crys, the Red Factions, the GoldenEyes... and this is just one genre. Admittedly though, there's still plenty of innovation left in vid games, but only for another 50 years, if that.

More on movies... Once again, the superheroes are hitting us. Not only do we have another Batman movie and Superman movie in production now but a plethora of other movies based on comic book material. Batman Begins is an origin story. Shit, Tim Burton's first Batman movie came out like what... 13 years ago? Wow, to think that I only have to wait another what, 20 years (after these new movies come out) before I see a whole new Superman or Batman movie being made?

Please don't tell me that's original. The Manchurian Candidate and Man on Fire are remakes of older movies. Don't forget Ocean's Eleven, either! Peter Jackson is making a remake of King Kong, which has been remade a number of times... *sigh*
And don't even get me started on The Matrix Trilogy. Just because you throw a bunch of cliches together doesn't make the movies really that original; they're just a big cliche bound by cliches.

Tough to be original, I tell ya. Props to J.K. Rowling, but even her shiet has borrowed from other literature.

I guess it's impossible to be original. Shit! The sayings "Be original!" and "That's original!" are cliches too! Gosh.

Fuck all that. Maybe people should just plagiarize. There's no use in trying to be original.

But then consider this... Show things from an angle not seen before... Then, while the material itself is not necessarily unique, the take/viewpoint IS!

Heeeeeeeeeeeere's Areesha!



A test... Heheh... learning new things everyday...

Sunday, December 26, 2004

Put this to a vote...

The original Dragon Chronicles were destroyed... probably by a certain demon. You will now decide whether or not the chronicles shall begin again... Leave the comments...