Symphonic (meh)
27 inch (yay)
Pure flat screen (yay)
Stereo sound (yay)
S-video (standard for me)
Component video (woohoo!)
$234 after tax.
Not bad at all.
Thursday, December 29, 2005
Monday, December 26, 2005
Sunday, December 25, 2005
Merry Christmas
Apparently, Randalls can't make money during the regular year, and must therefore resort to making money on holidays, such as today. MORONS! And a great big ---- --- to all you idiots who can't do your shopping on days besides Christmas Day.
Thursday, December 22, 2005
Look at the profile pic. That's how I'm feelin' inside. A part of me really wants to love a girl, but then my ambitions get in the way. I honestly am feeling that I can only have one or the other. I want to be something of a warrior doctor. Yeah, thas right. I'm the one that'll break your nose and then set it. I'm the one who'll kick you so hard that you'll have internal bleeding, and then I'll operate on you. I'm the one who'll break your face, then reconstruct it. That's a helluva thing to want to be. And I'm well on my way there.
I've been reminded of my priorities. Grandmama died two days ago, and Grandpapa not even 3 months before that. I know they lived a long time, but life is still relatively short. Why waste it, pining over someone that probably isn't worth it? Instead, shoot for greatness! Within everyone is the capacity for greatness, and therein immortality. I'll live my life to be great and remembered, instead of a failure and forgotten...
I've been reminded of my priorities. Grandmama died two days ago, and Grandpapa not even 3 months before that. I know they lived a long time, but life is still relatively short. Why waste it, pining over someone that probably isn't worth it? Instead, shoot for greatness! Within everyone is the capacity for greatness, and therein immortality. I'll live my life to be great and remembered, instead of a failure and forgotten...
Wednesday, December 21, 2005
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
Saturday, December 10, 2005
Wednesday, December 07, 2005
So, as I'm gettin' my ass handed to me by the Chem test, I shake my head. *sigh* I really did look at this material. And two hours into it, Dr. Pelezo goes: "Take it home. Turn it in on Monday." Talk about divine intervention.
Later on today, Oso calls me about how Mr. Affects (Ray Ashton) says that what I do in martial arts is just dancing around and is only good for sport. OK, fine. But we spar to move, not to fight. Sparring helps you develop a fighting mode. You CANNOT teach a true martial art for the sake of combat WITHOUT sparring or PRACTICING on a living person. Forms get you largely nowhere in terms of combat sense, and I believe, Mr Ashton, that you have a rather rude awakening for you and your little business. Your poor disciples are going to be left, again, without direction, as I will be challenging the students of your school before the end of this year.
Interested in what the hell I'm talking about? Check out www.affectsfitness.com and enjoy. And laugh.
Later on today, Oso calls me about how Mr. Affects (Ray Ashton) says that what I do in martial arts is just dancing around and is only good for sport. OK, fine. But we spar to move, not to fight. Sparring helps you develop a fighting mode. You CANNOT teach a true martial art for the sake of combat WITHOUT sparring or PRACTICING on a living person. Forms get you largely nowhere in terms of combat sense, and I believe, Mr Ashton, that you have a rather rude awakening for you and your little business. Your poor disciples are going to be left, again, without direction, as I will be challenging the students of your school before the end of this year.
Interested in what the hell I'm talking about? Check out www.affectsfitness.com and enjoy. And laugh.
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
So yeah, I think I pwned my math test. Fun shit. Did less'n half the homework. Last chem test tomorrow. Then next week is finals. Then after that, TAMU or HBU. I have 8 days left to decide. I'm at a fork in the road, and I don't know which path I should take. But either way, it'll be a great challenge. And challenges are what I live for.
Monday, November 28, 2005
Monday, November 14, 2005
Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Friday, October 21, 2005
Batman movie ramblings (cont)
GOD THESE SUCK! Batman is supposed to be an urban legend. Not some moron who dresses in rubber armor! WHO THE HELL would want to ASSERT that he exists, wearin' shit like that? Joel Schumacher, you're a fag. A neon color lovin' fag. Burton, you're a great gothic filmmaker, but you didn't really understand what Batman is supposed to be. Christopher Nolan, I'd never heard of you until Batman Begins. I know that you directed other disturbing movies, but THANK YOU for the new beginning! Stay with it!
Thursday, October 20, 2005
Batman Motion Picture Anthology 1989 - 1997
So I bought this collection online for a great deal... etc etc.
And after watching the first two movies, I couldn't help but think "This really isn't what Batman is supposed to be." Batman isn't supposed to kill, but he clearly says to the Joker: "I'm going to kill you." Eh! And then, if you look over other parts in the first movie, he killed quite a few people. Blew up the chemical plant where the Joker's gang was stationed, leg grabbed the big guy in the church belfry and threw him down the stairway, not to mention while piloting the Batwing, attempting to blow the Joker up with machine gun fire and missiles!. Yikes! Then in Batman Returns, he killed the big fat man using a bomb, set one of the devils on fire, and intentionally crashing the Batboat into the Penguin's duck vehicle thing. How would Batman know that he wouldn't kill the Penguin?
They're just movies, sure.
But shit, I can nitpick. I think Michael Keaton's overall look as Batman was quite cool, but his head was ENORMOUS. And closeups on the face revealed just how ridiculous he really looked. Val Kilmer's look was pretty good, but the nipples and overly-detailed musculature really kinda put me off. George Clooney's Batman... well let's just say that Batman should NEVER be SHORTER than Robin. Also suffered from nipple syndrome.
Whatever. I think the first two Batman movies were very stylish, very goth, very creepy. The first is still the best. But damn, Returns was creepy to me, and really disgusting. Keaton, Pfeiffer, De Vito... they all did great jobs with the acting. Christopher Walken was just weird. His delivery kinda sucked on a lot of his lines. The hair and his nasty eyebrows, not to mention those cold eyes... *shiver* very disturbing. The other two movies, just don't really do so well.
Keaton's Batman was cool because he was quiet, but when he talked, you listened.
Kilmer's Batman looked ok. Damn nipples. He talked too much.
Clooney's Batman was Adam West with rubber armor and a bobblehead.
Robin is gay.
Batgirl is my cousin Lori with her hair dyed blonde.
Two Face needed better makeup; prunes would've looked better plastered to his face.
Riddle me this: When is the Riddler a moronic buffoon? Answer at the bottom.
Poison Ivy should drink her own poison.
Freeze needs to FREEZE his acting career, oh wait, he's the guvnah!
Answer: When he's Jim Carrey.
And after watching the first two movies, I couldn't help but think "This really isn't what Batman is supposed to be." Batman isn't supposed to kill, but he clearly says to the Joker: "I'm going to kill you." Eh! And then, if you look over other parts in the first movie, he killed quite a few people. Blew up the chemical plant where the Joker's gang was stationed, leg grabbed the big guy in the church belfry and threw him down the stairway, not to mention while piloting the Batwing, attempting to blow the Joker up with machine gun fire and missiles!. Yikes! Then in Batman Returns, he killed the big fat man using a bomb, set one of the devils on fire, and intentionally crashing the Batboat into the Penguin's duck vehicle thing. How would Batman know that he wouldn't kill the Penguin?
They're just movies, sure.
But shit, I can nitpick. I think Michael Keaton's overall look as Batman was quite cool, but his head was ENORMOUS. And closeups on the face revealed just how ridiculous he really looked. Val Kilmer's look was pretty good, but the nipples and overly-detailed musculature really kinda put me off. George Clooney's Batman... well let's just say that Batman should NEVER be SHORTER than Robin. Also suffered from nipple syndrome.
Whatever. I think the first two Batman movies were very stylish, very goth, very creepy. The first is still the best. But damn, Returns was creepy to me, and really disgusting. Keaton, Pfeiffer, De Vito... they all did great jobs with the acting. Christopher Walken was just weird. His delivery kinda sucked on a lot of his lines. The hair and his nasty eyebrows, not to mention those cold eyes... *shiver* very disturbing. The other two movies, just don't really do so well.
Keaton's Batman was cool because he was quiet, but when he talked, you listened.
Kilmer's Batman looked ok. Damn nipples. He talked too much.
Clooney's Batman was Adam West with rubber armor and a bobblehead.
Robin is gay.
Batgirl is my cousin Lori with her hair dyed blonde.
Two Face needed better makeup; prunes would've looked better plastered to his face.
Riddle me this: When is the Riddler a moronic buffoon? Answer at the bottom.
Poison Ivy should drink her own poison.
Freeze needs to FREEZE his acting career, oh wait, he's the guvnah!
Answer: When he's Jim Carrey.
Sunday, October 16, 2005
Saturday, October 08, 2005
Yep...
... I'm thinking I'm looking forward to my 4th class starting... If only to cut down on work...
Wednesday, October 05, 2005
Quiz flood...
You need love.
You are a pretty normal, well-rounded person
that just craves that fairy tale love where you
will be swept off your feet and live happily
ever after. Chances are that you fantasize or
dream about it so much that you either see all
the guys/girls as unromantic or you tell
yourself that anyone could be your soulmate.
You long to have someone by your side and you
want to give back on the romance part too, not
just give.
What Do You Need in Your Life? [dark pics]
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This is right.
Your element is Fire. Like fire, you have a hot
temper and you can be warm and loving as well
and angry and wild. It all really comes down to
what you are feeling. You have a lot of close
friends who you are very protective over, and
with your temper probably some enemies too. You
are not Miss/Mr Popular in school since you are
your own person and don't want to be forced
into behaving this or that way. You are the
untamed wild horse, the kind that everyone
wants to catch. But you don't want to be tied
down for the moment and just keep going with
your little crushes. Your will is strong and if
you set your mind to do something, you will
most likely succeed. But beware, your friends
may not always accept your mood-swinging
behaviour. Even if you don't mean to be mean,
they can still feel hurt. You just need to
start thinking some things through before you
do them, and not always jump in with so much
courage. One day you may be hurt because of
that, but then again, your element isn't fire
if you start to analyse situations before you
act. After all, your nature is to shoot first
and ask the questions later. Rate and message!
What is your element? [with pics + detailed answeres]
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Ok, I'll buy that...
Your wise quote is: "Be kind to unkind people,
they probably need it the most" by
Ashleigh Brilliant.
You try to look beyond apperance, try to give
people second chances and are probably very
kind. Understanding is your biggest personality
trait, and thoose you can see through should be
grateful. If they aren't already. You detest
narrow minded people, because they can't see
what's really there. Facades is not your thing
and you strive to always be who you really are.
What wise quote fits you? [pics]
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I think this is true...
Life is great for you. You have power, you yearn
for more and can't live without it. You have a
need to boss everyone around you for your
personal pleasures yet you don't seem entirely
satisfied. Perhaps you never will. You need to
realise your still only human
and there are people as good as you. But why, when
you can have your own
little kingdom of slaves?
How do you see life?
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This could be true. I am kinda afraid of Kokuryu...
Your soul is caring.
Other people are your concern, even if you
don't know them. If you see a person trip you
worry is he is okay. You put your loved ones
first and you're very mature. When someones
sick you're nurturing and always try to help
family and friends when failure strikes them.
You can be called the motherly one, if you are
in a group of people, which doesn't have to be
bad. Love is something that's already in you
and you have a lot to give whether you believe
it or not. Your friends probably love you very
much and come to when they need help since
you're reliable. People can feel secure with
you and generally like you.
How is your soul? [pics]
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True.
You are a Samurai.
You are full of honour and value respect. You
are not really the stereotypical hero, but you
do fight for good. Just in your own way. For
you, it is most certainly okay to kill an evil
person, if it is for justice and peace. You
also don't belive in mourning all the time and
think that once you've hit a bad stage in life
you just have to get up again. It's pointless
to concentrate on emotional pain and better to
just get on with everything. You also are a
down to earth type of person and think before
you act. Impulsive people may annoy you
somewhat.
Main weapon: Sword
Quote: "Always do the right thing.
This will gratify some people and astonish the
rest" -Mark Twain
Facial expression: Small smile
What Type of Killer Are You? [cool pictures]
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Likewise Mr Smith...
Monday, October 03, 2005
The typical "it's been a while" post...
"So it's been a while. Haven't had much to say lately."
Ok. Done that. Lately I've been apathetic about a lot of things. Couldn't help it. I think the video games hit me with a one-two-three-four punch. I do know that it is indeed unhealthy, but when Ninja Gaiden Black, X-Men Legends II, Ultimate Spider-Man, and Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks... all hit you, and you've actually been waiting a few months for some new games... it's not like a coupla shots, it's a whole f'n bottle.
Back on apathy, haven't trained, haven't really studied, or done homework, or been really happy lately. I'm just here. I don't know if I've gone numb on the whole UT thing (HELL NO I'M NOT! God please grace me!), or just kinda goin' through a lazy stage, but I'm gettin' antsy with my apathy. Well that's an oxymoron ain't it? If it's not, please grace me with the correct term, as I'm not about to go look it up.
I have a paper that I could turn in tomorrow for 5 bonus points, but I'm only half done. I could finish it tonight. I have an Econ test tomorrow, easy as pie. And I have a math review that I should do by tomorrow. Bloody f'n wonderful. Hell, my Chem class hasn't even started, and that's going to be a joy when it does.
Time to get up off my ass and do what I need to do...
I also NEED to get that TAMU application done like tomorrow.
Ok. Done that. Lately I've been apathetic about a lot of things. Couldn't help it. I think the video games hit me with a one-two-three-four punch. I do know that it is indeed unhealthy, but when Ninja Gaiden Black, X-Men Legends II, Ultimate Spider-Man, and Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks... all hit you, and you've actually been waiting a few months for some new games... it's not like a coupla shots, it's a whole f'n bottle.
Back on apathy, haven't trained, haven't really studied, or done homework, or been really happy lately. I'm just here. I don't know if I've gone numb on the whole UT thing (HELL NO I'M NOT! God please grace me!), or just kinda goin' through a lazy stage, but I'm gettin' antsy with my apathy. Well that's an oxymoron ain't it? If it's not, please grace me with the correct term, as I'm not about to go look it up.
I have a paper that I could turn in tomorrow for 5 bonus points, but I'm only half done. I could finish it tonight. I have an Econ test tomorrow, easy as pie. And I have a math review that I should do by tomorrow. Bloody f'n wonderful. Hell, my Chem class hasn't even started, and that's going to be a joy when it does.
Time to get up off my ass and do what I need to do...
I also NEED to get that TAMU application done like tomorrow.
Wednesday, September 28, 2005
Saturday, September 17, 2005
Monday, September 12, 2005
Thursday, September 08, 2005
Father God, I pray that I make it.
Please let me fly.
I pray for Your guidance and support in everything that I do.
And I praise You for everything You have given me.
You gave me many a great gift.
Please let me give my gifts back to You.
Please bless and protect those in my family.
And bless my truest friends.
And please, keep an eye on the survivors of hurricane Katrina.
In Your name I pray...
And from Who I draw my strength...
Amen.
Please let me fly.
I pray for Your guidance and support in everything that I do.
And I praise You for everything You have given me.
You gave me many a great gift.
Please let me give my gifts back to You.
Please bless and protect those in my family.
And bless my truest friends.
And please, keep an eye on the survivors of hurricane Katrina.
In Your name I pray...
And from Who I draw my strength...
Amen.
Tuesday, September 06, 2005
Sunday, August 28, 2005
Our Father who art in Heaven
Hallowed be Thy name
Thy kingdom come
Thy will be done on earth as it is in Heaven
Give us this day our daily bread
And forgive us our trespasses
As we forgive those who trespassed against us
And lead us not into temptation
But deliver us from evil
For Thine is the Kingdom, the Power, and the Glory
For ever and ever
Amen.
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
It is so very true that people only ask for God's help when they're at the end of their respective ropes. But I will do differently...
God, thank You for helping me accomplish all that I have in the last few years. It's been a real turnaround.
God, please forgive me for the sins that I've committed. They are too numerous to even begin to count.
God, I'm doing pretty well now, though I am feeling empty still. I believe in everything with You behind me. I'm nowhere near the end of my rope, but please, send me a light.
If you believe and haven't talked to the Big Guy in a while, do so... now.
God, thank You for helping me accomplish all that I have in the last few years. It's been a real turnaround.
God, please forgive me for the sins that I've committed. They are too numerous to even begin to count.
God, I'm doing pretty well now, though I am feeling empty still. I believe in everything with You behind me. I'm nowhere near the end of my rope, but please, send me a light.
If you believe and haven't talked to the Big Guy in a while, do so... now.
Friday, August 12, 2005
Wednesday, August 10, 2005
So pop and I had a really cool moment a few days ago. I had heard Dan Fogelberg's Leader of the Band at work and was reminded of both that song and Kenny Loggins's Danny's Song. I love both of those songs, so I downloaded them that night.
I started playing Leader of the Band, and Pop was surprised...
"Great song..."
"Oh yeah? I love this song!"
"Wow... I'm... getting chills just listening."
"Yeah Pop, every time I hear this song, it reminds me of you."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
Pop hums with the song...
"This is the part that reminds me of you, Pop... 'And Poppa, I don't think I said I loved you near enough'..."
Leader of the Bands ends.
Danny's Song begins...
"Oh man. This was my favorite song in college."
" 'Even though, we ain't got money, I'm so in love with you honey, and everything will bring a chain of looooove. And in the morning when I rise, y'bring a tear o' joy to my eyes and tell me... everything's gon' be all right'..."
"Do you know all the words, Nick?"
"Almost."
Pop leaves.
"Wow, this all takes me back."
"Y'know Pop, I think you did it to me. Because I love these songs too."
I started playing Leader of the Band, and Pop was surprised...
"Great song..."
"Oh yeah? I love this song!"
"Wow... I'm... getting chills just listening."
"Yeah Pop, every time I hear this song, it reminds me of you."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
Pop hums with the song...
"This is the part that reminds me of you, Pop... 'And Poppa, I don't think I said I loved you near enough'..."
Leader of the Bands ends.
Danny's Song begins...
"Oh man. This was my favorite song in college."
" 'Even though, we ain't got money, I'm so in love with you honey, and everything will bring a chain of looooove. And in the morning when I rise, y'bring a tear o' joy to my eyes and tell me... everything's gon' be all right'..."
"Do you know all the words, Nick?"
"Almost."
Pop leaves.
"Wow, this all takes me back."
"Y'know Pop, I think you did it to me. Because I love these songs too."
Tuesday, August 09, 2005
Sunday, August 07, 2005
Saturday, August 06, 2005
Wednesday, August 03, 2005
Sunday, July 31, 2005
Saturday, July 30, 2005
Friday, July 29, 2005
Thursday, July 28, 2005
A long night of games, friends, and surprise. Let's not discuss the surprise, except know that it was a good one. I wonder what is to come of that. On another note, we played DOA3 like crazy tonight. Halo 2 not so much. Fight Night: Round 2 even less. Finally finished Kingdom Hearts, but came away thoroughly unimpressed. :( Guess I'll have to go back and get that Ultima Weapon. And complete the Hades Time Trial. And beat Kurt Zisa. And melt that Ice Titan. And obliterate Sephiroth. I'm still thinking about that surprise... I wonder if she's thinking about me?
Sunday, July 24, 2005
I think it's called "The Great Urban Adventure Race"? I'm Hannah's partner for it this upcoming Saturday. Should be interesting if I don't die, running around like that. Means I have to run to build my endurance again. A week should be enough. Will. TRAIN. August 8th nears. Focus your energy into something!
Saturday, July 09, 2005
Haven't done this in a while. Maybe that's why things are changing. Simply because I do not express my anger productively enough or creatively enough. It's 1 AM and I've mostly been watching ER Season 3. Kingdom Hearts, sure, but I really haven't been playing that a whole lot. Just moderately. No point in getting headaches from playin' vid games too much like some oh-so-pathetic overweight 21-year-old high school dropout who works at Starbucks, plays Phantasy Star Online as much as he works (~ 30 hrs a week), and has the gall to belittle me. I so gotta get back into training. That's mostly what makes me... me. I need a mental challenge too; maybe I'll pickup that MCAT book at Barnes & Noble. God forbid me wishing that school could start a bit sooner. And after that one night's stand, I think the Big Guy Up There could do with slapping me around... not that I don't do that to myself already. Well, on top of everything I've accomplished and am now kinda taking for granted, I am pleased to say that I've successfully paid off over 2000 of the 2600 that I rang up on my credit card. That means sub-600 to go, which could quite feasibly mean another month. I'm probably gon' buy myself a new TV right after. Gawd, I need to train. Saikyo!
Fuck you demons, doughboys, and marshmallow girls out there.
Fuck you demons, doughboys, and marshmallow girls out there.
Sunday, July 03, 2005
Our Father who art in Heaven
Hallowed be Thy name
Thy kingdom come
Thy will be done on earth as it is in Heaven
Give us this day our daily bread
And forgive us our trespasses
As we forgive those who trespassed against us
And lead us not into temptation
But deliver us from evil
For Thine is the Kingdom, the Power, and the Glory
For ever and ever
Amen.
Hallowed be Thy name
Thy kingdom come
Thy will be done on earth as it is in Heaven
Give us this day our daily bread
And forgive us our trespasses
As we forgive those who trespassed against us
And lead us not into temptation
But deliver us from evil
For Thine is the Kingdom, the Power, and the Glory
For ever and ever
Amen.
Sunday, June 26, 2005
Tuesday, May 31, 2005
Saturday, May 28, 2005
Good night.
Went to Club 511 with Omar, Sarah Robertson (pretty hawt), and Neal.
Celebrated Omar's b'day.
Got drunk.
Cockblocked.
Danced like hell with Sarah.
Felt bad about cockblocking.
Was told that the cockblocking was ok.
OK!
Tired as shit.
Going to bed now.
Celebrated Omar's b'day.
Got drunk.
Cockblocked.
Danced like hell with Sarah.
Felt bad about cockblocking.
Was told that the cockblocking was ok.
OK!
Tired as shit.
Going to bed now.
Thursday, May 26, 2005
Thoughts and Musings at a Randalls deli...
Sunburned/Overtanned Lady #1
"Wow, this bitch needs to stop overtanning herself. You can just smell the smoke coming offa her."
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A dialogue:
Dumb lady: "Hi, I want a #6 [sandwich]."
Me: "Ok. 6 or 12 inch?"
DL: "6."
Me: "Ok." I proceed to cut the correct bread (multigrain). As I finish cutting it through the middle...
DL: "Oh, do you have wheat?" I pause, and...
Me: "Yes, ma'am." I proceed to cut another bread.
Me: "Did you want the meal deal, ma'am?" A meal deal is a medium drink and a bag of chips for a dollar more.
DL: "Yes." She goes off to look at the soda choices. Comes back and...
DL: "What size cup?" and goes for the soup cups. I interrupt and point...
Me: "Those cups, ma'am."
DL: "Oh, right right." She goes and gets the medium cup and goes to the soda machine. She comes back and...
DL: "Which one is the Nestea?" Well, goddammit I can't see it so what am I supposed to say?
Me: "Uhmmmmm." She goes, comes back and...
DL: "Only water's coming from it."
OY! The white switch underneath the tea gives you water!!!
I leave the sandwich and walk around to show her.
Pressing the correct switch, and thus showing her how to get tea, I start towards the sandwich table again.
DL: "Which switch do you press?"
You are the dumbest fuckin' lady alive.
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Sunburned/Overtanned Lady #2
"You have the complexion of an overused ash tray."
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Sunburned/Overtanned Lady #3
"Gosh, you tanning is like bleaching a pig... completely unneeded."
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"Shut the fuck up and let me finish explaining the answers to your dumbass questions!"
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"Is that your nose or a deformed strawberry?"
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"Why do super fat people buy like 10 pounds of meat and cheese? Oh wait. . ."
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Europeans
"What the hell is a 'poond'?"
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"Take off your dumbass sunglasses. Maybe then you can READ your deli choices instead of asking me to tell you all of them."
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"Why should I cut your deli meat so goddamned thin when you so clearly are not so thin. It would seem to me that you would need to get as much as you could into one bite instead of taking pecks."
"Wow, this bitch needs to stop overtanning herself. You can just smell the smoke coming offa her."
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A dialogue:
Dumb lady: "Hi, I want a #6 [sandwich]."
Me: "Ok. 6 or 12 inch?"
DL: "6."
Me: "Ok." I proceed to cut the correct bread (multigrain). As I finish cutting it through the middle...
DL: "Oh, do you have wheat?" I pause, and...
Me: "Yes, ma'am." I proceed to cut another bread.
Me: "Did you want the meal deal, ma'am?" A meal deal is a medium drink and a bag of chips for a dollar more.
DL: "Yes." She goes off to look at the soda choices. Comes back and...
DL: "What size cup?" and goes for the soup cups. I interrupt and point...
Me: "Those cups, ma'am."
DL: "Oh, right right." She goes and gets the medium cup and goes to the soda machine. She comes back and...
DL: "Which one is the Nestea?" Well, goddammit I can't see it so what am I supposed to say?
Me: "Uhmmmmm." She goes, comes back and...
DL: "Only water's coming from it."
OY! The white switch underneath the tea gives you water!!!
I leave the sandwich and walk around to show her.
Pressing the correct switch, and thus showing her how to get tea, I start towards the sandwich table again.
DL: "Which switch do you press?"
You are the dumbest fuckin' lady alive.
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Sunburned/Overtanned Lady #2
"You have the complexion of an overused ash tray."
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Sunburned/Overtanned Lady #3
"Gosh, you tanning is like bleaching a pig... completely unneeded."
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"Shut the fuck up and let me finish explaining the answers to your dumbass questions!"
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"Is that your nose or a deformed strawberry?"
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"Why do super fat people buy like 10 pounds of meat and cheese? Oh wait. . ."
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Europeans
"What the hell is a 'poond'?"
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"Take off your dumbass sunglasses. Maybe then you can READ your deli choices instead of asking me to tell you all of them."
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"Why should I cut your deli meat so goddamned thin when you so clearly are not so thin. It would seem to me that you would need to get as much as you could into one bite instead of taking pecks."
Tuesday, May 24, 2005
Friday, May 20, 2005
Thursday, May 19, 2005
Kokuryu has been coming out more than he should...
I am not a good person. I took advantage of a pornstar (phonetic) twice. Got drunk and drunker. Yeah I am not a good person.
Thursday, May 12, 2005
Uhhhh...
Uhhh, I got an A in Chemistry, which means more than likely, I got straight A's this semester. I don't deserve an A, but rather a B, but I am not complaining. I think it's a blessing when the best thing you got going for you is your grades. But it's also sad too that you don't seem to have much else...
Tuesday, May 10, 2005
Every day, I feel myself becoming a darker person. The light and the darkness within me continually pull at each other, fighting for dominance, in a neverending match of tug o' war. I can see what I am becoming and I fear it. Even now, I feel something growing in the pit of my stomach, that makes me hate, and drives me to become more powerful than I've ever been. I hold it back in all the time, knowing that strength and aggression aren't always the means to an end. But I hate limiting myself for the sake of others. I hate stopping a power punch from crushing through a head because I am concerned for the other's well-being. I hate catering to stupid people who don't know of their own stupidity. I hate not being what I want to be. I just want to kill something. God, I don't know what to do anymore. It's as if my life is not my own, and though I pray to You every day, I can't stop myself from feeling this way. I shudder as I feel my physical potential ripple through me and I am truly afraid. I want to know it, but I am scared it will consume me. Please God, hear me. Pacify my soul. I am not strong enough to bear your heavy gifts.
Monday, May 09, 2005
Wednesday, May 04, 2005
Now today...
I did ridiculously well on the cumulative Chem test, and I didn't even study a fifth of how much I studied for the last test, on which I got a non-curved 76. What the hell is up with that? I played video games and watched kickboxing last night. Hardly any studyin'. Maybe that's what I needed, a release.
Tuesday, May 03, 2005
Thursday, April 28, 2005
Time to study...
Finish this shit up.
Then the whole summer to have fun... or summer school if I'm retarded.
Then the whole summer to have fun... or summer school if I'm retarded.
Monday, April 25, 2005
Friday, April 22, 2005
Uggggggg...
He looks retarded as Supes. They at least should part his hair the other way!
Legs are thick. The S-emblem is too small, like his head. S-Shield belt buckle is GHEY! The red is maroon. Frickin' HECK! SINGER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??? Routh should've BULKED UP, not relied on pansy padding! DUMBASS SHIT!
SANSHORYU: he looks SO GAY
MorpheusX1984: hahahaha
MorpheusX1984: he looks
MorpheusX1984: YEAH!
MorpheusX1984: I love his tight little spandex undies
SANSHORYU: AHAHAHAHA LOL!
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MorpheusX1984: damn
MorpheusX1984: lol they should go back to the drawing board for the costume
SANSHORYU: yeah they should
SANSHORYU: make the red BRIGHT RED
SANSHORYU: make that S bigger, but not too big
SANSHORYU: eliminate that stupid S-Shield buckle
MorpheusX1984: yeah
SANSHORYU: make the boots higher
MorpheusX1984: lol i know
SANSHORYU: and dare I say it, make the underwear longer?
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SANSHORYU: hes suckin' in his gut too
SANSHORYU: so he's kinda flabby naturally
MorpheusX1984: heh
SANSHORYU: oh GAWD
MorpheusX1984: he needs to be more defined
SANSHORYU: damn this sucks
SANSHORYU: Batman would kick his ass
SANSHORYU: powers or not
MorpheusX1984: haha
MorpheusX1984: of course
SANSHORYU: I KNOW how swole Christian Bale got for the role
SANSHORYU: and he's RUBBERSUITED
MorpheusX1984: I think they did a great job witht he look of Batman
MorpheusX1984: ha
MorpheusX1984: yeah
SANSHORYU: Supes is in spandex, but they dont' BULK HIM UP?
SANSHORYU: idiots
MorpheusX1984: lol i know
SANSHORYU: yeah more and more the batsuit grew on me
SANSHORYU: the ONLY thing I dont' like is how the belt is a diff color than the suit
SANSHORYU: but thas ok
SANSHORYU: not as bad as Spindly man here
MorpheusX1984: lol
MorpheusX1984: yeah
SANSHORYU: god I wanna cry
MorpheusX1984: :-S
SANSHORYU: Tom Welling would beat the shit out of this guy
Tuesday, April 19, 2005
Monday, April 18, 2005
Sunday, April 17, 2005
Alisha, this one's for you...
God I hate it when you do the best you can and it's not good enough. It never is. NOTHING ever is. And damn it, I'm so tired of even trying! What I need is either a good:
(1) bullet to the head
or
(2) fight
or
(3) *LIGHTBULB* vacation!
Hmmmm...
(1) bullet to the head
or
(2) fight
or
(3) *LIGHTBULB* vacation!
Hmmmm...
Friday, April 15, 2005
Not to be conceited, but why does everything seek to piss me off? Jakku, I'm really sorry about blowin' you off. Let's all chill tomorrow. But back on subject, I want to just KILL SOMETHING! Maybe I oughta fight that dumbass who I know still wants a piece of me. Break his face. Make my night.
God, please grant me peace, serenity of mind, and balance.
God, please grant me peace, serenity of mind, and balance.
Tuesday, April 12, 2005
Monday, April 11, 2005
Maaaaannn...
I didn't do so hot on my Chem test. Here's hoping there's a humongous curve that bumps my C to a low A ;-). Things aren't hopeless for our hero though, as I can take a "replacement" test. Big Guy, please help me out! :)
On another note, I am proud to show the awesome S-Shield for the upcoming movie Superman Returns
Much better than I thought it would be.
On another note, I am proud to show the awesome S-Shield for the upcoming movie Superman Returns
Much better than I thought it would be.
Saturday, April 09, 2005
I REFUSE...
to lower my standards again!
What matters is God, family, and self-cultivation... nothing else!
What matters is God, family, and self-cultivation... nothing else!
Wednesday, April 06, 2005
Well well...
I did Death to Arms today, Death to Legs on Monday, had one of the worst days in a long time yesterday, and don't want to do shit tonight or tomorrow. How's that for an update? :-P
Saturday, April 02, 2005
Wednesday, March 30, 2005
Tuesday, March 29, 2005
Sunday, March 27, 2005
Sony PSP
I showed an admirable amount of restraint today.
I was so close to goin' to Walmart and blowin' a whole lot of money on credit.
I didn't.
I actually moved over two lanes after a 5 second paused in the street, and went home.
We'll see.
I was so close to goin' to Walmart and blowin' a whole lot of money on credit.
I didn't.
I actually moved over two lanes after a 5 second paused in the street, and went home.
We'll see.
Tuesday, March 22, 2005
CW Log: Installments 3 and 4
Two installments today. One was from over a week ago, the other is today's.
As usual...
3 - me
3 - Jenah
3/10/05 - Installment 3
Jessica has a new bf. She IMed me: "YAY I HAVE A NEW BOYFRIEND!" Like a new pair of shoes or something.
Ya, new pairs of shoes and boyfriends kinda produce the same feeling.
Well, that's more like a DILDO!
Not even close! New boyfriends are like new play toys, the nonvibrating ones that you can discard if they don't fit, just like shoes.
So you have a few. Nice cleavage btw.
I don't own dildos sir, have no need for them. And thanks.
XD. God he is such a fag.
Ya, yes he is and stop looking at my boobs!
But I like the view! And I'm so close! LEAN BACK!
Go away. Sit over there <--
Nope.
That's ok, that's what my sweater's for. Ha Ha! Thwarted!
WE SHALL SEE. Maybe I'll just nipple twist you again.
Nope too much cloth, ha!
Then the whole BOOB (.)
No! Go away! stop messing w/ me! Listen to our favorite person read.
Nah, hope he bites his tongue. He needs to get neutered. At least AIDS won't spread anymore.
That was out of line Nick. Don't joke like that.
I'm sori :-P but I hate his high-and-mighty attitude. I'd love to give him a Dragon's Palm square in the face.
That I can laugh at. I have to say I'd like to see that because I can't stand Mr. High & Mighty either.
Rip his scalp off.
Aw. That's kinda gross, Nick.
Skrrrppp!!!
Ew! That's really gross. Stop it. Subject change. uh... have I brused your left butt cheek yet?
Nope. But I'm going to bruise your left nipple.
No!
After I scalp Fagtastic.
Aw. No scalping. You're not an Indian.
Meh, they're Japanese descendants and Japanese are Chinese descendants.
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Wow you suck at spelling.
I know.
:) What the HELL kind of LAUGH was that??? [Teacher] Reynolds sounded like a friggin' tea kettle!
Ya that same image came to my mind too.
The girl I'm interested in hit me yesterday. That is the extent of our flirting. Makes me wonder why we aren't dating. ANd FUCK FAGTASTIC (not literally). I liked your [story's] ending. Can I kick his ass now?
Why aren't you & who dating, isn't she w/ someone? ANd he wasn't too bad w/ my story but my face is probably still red. Embarassing showing your work to others, especially when it's not your best due to your thinking it had to be within 2 pages. Oh well. Where's he from?
"Rides him" huh (Fag)? Ahahaha. That's what he said!
He didn't find something wrong w/ it! Oh my gosh! Heart attack.
Stop flaunting your boobs.
I'm not. They're just there and you won't stop looking.
Of course not XD
3/22/05 - Installment 4
Installment 4! But I have to read [my story] today.
Ya. But actually this is number 3. Ok, 4 but these are really dangerous. You know?
I know. Like for<-- that girl.
What girl? Green girl?
Yes.
Why you say that?
She has my AIM.
Ya so?
The Chronicles are linked in the profile.
AH. Got it. That's ok though. She said anything about our installments?
No XD
Bet she would if she knew we talk bout her sometimes.
Yep! :-P [stares at boobs]
Ha Ha! Go away. You're horrible.
(.)(.)
[scratches out drawing] smirfs
Don't scratch out my BOOBS! (.)(.)
[scratches out drawing] smirfs
I'm gon' kill that ugly in front. MARRIAGE??? Break up with that, MORON!!!
Ha Ha! Damn, what the hell? The whole Easter thing. That movie... I will never watch it again.
The Passion [of the Christ]?
Ya, saw it twice in the theatre. I'll never watch it again. I bawled and bawled for hours after I saw it both times.
I'm gon' watch w/ Mo and Alex (never seen) and remind myself.
Uh. Have fun. I bought it for Mom when it first came out. You know they're putting it back in the theatre.
Recut for the more faint of heart.
Ya I know. They're cutting it but I still won't see it again. No more crying for me.
It's good to cry.
---
I think [Jessica's] poem is about a girl who falls in love too easily.
Ya. I agree.
And of course, the ugly girl in front is so innocent and ignorant of it. FUCK YOU ugly!!
Nick! Of course. She would be the one not to understand this poem. She's always talking about how she's in love. She falls in love too quickly. So of course she wouldn't understand that she could be reading about herself?
Ooooh good point! Fuck Ugly though.
Aw. I wonder if that was her secret, that she falls in love too easy.
You are a smart one sometimes, Jenah Jones.
Are you being sarcastic, sir?
No. Not at all. I still wanna pop ugly fat girl with a pin.
Well, thank you. But, no, no popping the lovesick puppy up front.
Fine, I oughta really piss her off then, esp w/ my story!
Ha Ha. That would be hilarious. You might be able to read. What time is it? Do you know?
No watch.
Me either. Oh well. Guess what. She's reading aobut Adam. What you wanna bet that Alex [in her story] is really Adam?
That was my first thought.
Ha Ha! Do we think alike or what? Ha Ha! Do you think I should write that on her paper. "Is Alex actually Adam?" Think it would piss her off?
YES DO IT!
It would be mean. I couldn't do it, I'm sad to say.
Youuuu... SUCK.
I just can't be mean. You know that.
BULLLLLLLSHIT.
What's that supposed to mean?
God, she is so ugly.
She's not that ugly. Give her a break. You see most girls as ugly. You picky nit picker :)
You are not ugly. Jessica is not ugly. THAT is FUGLY.
Aw. Nick. Give her a break. Really. She didn't exactly get beat with the ugly stick. St Peter just didn't give a pretty stick when he passed out good looks (or whatever saint is in charge of that.) :)
Eck.
That's a grand reply. [Fagtastic walks in] Oh God! Ya, but you can offend HIM.
XD
See!!! Now you want to read!
[I read my story]
That wasn't so hard now was it? No one else knows who you used to be Nick. Don't worry about it.
As usual...
3 - me
3 - Jenah
3/10/05 - Installment 3
Jessica has a new bf. She IMed me: "YAY I HAVE A NEW BOYFRIEND!" Like a new pair of shoes or something.
Ya, new pairs of shoes and boyfriends kinda produce the same feeling.
Well, that's more like a DILDO!
Not even close! New boyfriends are like new play toys, the nonvibrating ones that you can discard if they don't fit, just like shoes.
So you have a few. Nice cleavage btw.
I don't own dildos sir, have no need for them. And thanks.
XD. God he is such a fag.
Ya, yes he is and stop looking at my boobs!
But I like the view! And I'm so close! LEAN BACK!
Go away. Sit over there <--
Nope.
That's ok, that's what my sweater's for. Ha Ha! Thwarted!
WE SHALL SEE. Maybe I'll just nipple twist you again.
Nope too much cloth, ha!
Then the whole BOOB (.)
No! Go away! stop messing w/ me! Listen to our favorite person read.
Nah, hope he bites his tongue. He needs to get neutered. At least AIDS won't spread anymore.
That was out of line Nick. Don't joke like that.
I'm sori :-P but I hate his high-and-mighty attitude. I'd love to give him a Dragon's Palm square in the face.
That I can laugh at. I have to say I'd like to see that because I can't stand Mr. High & Mighty either.
Rip his scalp off.
Aw. That's kinda gross, Nick.
Skrrrppp!!!
Ew! That's really gross. Stop it. Subject change. uh... have I brused your left butt cheek yet?
Nope. But I'm going to bruise your left nipple.
No!
After I scalp Fagtastic.
Aw. No scalping. You're not an Indian.
Meh, they're Japanese descendants and Japanese are Chinese descendants.
---
Wow you suck at spelling.
I know.
:) What the HELL kind of LAUGH was that??? [Teacher] Reynolds sounded like a friggin' tea kettle!
Ya that same image came to my mind too.
The girl I'm interested in hit me yesterday. That is the extent of our flirting. Makes me wonder why we aren't dating. ANd FUCK FAGTASTIC (not literally). I liked your [story's] ending. Can I kick his ass now?
Why aren't you & who dating, isn't she w/ someone? ANd he wasn't too bad w/ my story but my face is probably still red. Embarassing showing your work to others, especially when it's not your best due to your thinking it had to be within 2 pages. Oh well. Where's he from?
"Rides him" huh (Fag)? Ahahaha. That's what he said!
He didn't find something wrong w/ it! Oh my gosh! Heart attack.
Stop flaunting your boobs.
I'm not. They're just there and you won't stop looking.
Of course not XD
3/22/05 - Installment 4
Installment 4! But I have to read [my story] today.
Ya. But actually this is number 3. Ok, 4 but these are really dangerous. You know?
I know. Like for<-- that girl.
What girl? Green girl?
Yes.
Why you say that?
She has my AIM.
Ya so?
The Chronicles are linked in the profile.
AH. Got it. That's ok though. She said anything about our installments?
No XD
Bet she would if she knew we talk bout her sometimes.
Yep! :-P [stares at boobs]
Ha Ha! Go away. You're horrible.
(.)(.)
[scratches out drawing] smirfs
Don't scratch out my BOOBS! (.)(.)
[scratches out drawing] smirfs
I'm gon' kill that ugly in front. MARRIAGE??? Break up with that, MORON!!!
Ha Ha! Damn, what the hell? The whole Easter thing. That movie... I will never watch it again.
The Passion [of the Christ]?
Ya, saw it twice in the theatre. I'll never watch it again. I bawled and bawled for hours after I saw it both times.
I'm gon' watch w/ Mo and Alex (never seen) and remind myself.
Uh. Have fun. I bought it for Mom when it first came out. You know they're putting it back in the theatre.
Recut for the more faint of heart.
Ya I know. They're cutting it but I still won't see it again. No more crying for me.
It's good to cry.
---
I think [Jessica's] poem is about a girl who falls in love too easily.
Ya. I agree.
And of course, the ugly girl in front is so innocent and ignorant of it. FUCK YOU ugly!!
Nick! Of course. She would be the one not to understand this poem. She's always talking about how she's in love. She falls in love too quickly. So of course she wouldn't understand that she could be reading about herself?
Ooooh good point! Fuck Ugly though.
Aw. I wonder if that was her secret, that she falls in love too easy.
You are a smart one sometimes, Jenah Jones.
Are you being sarcastic, sir?
No. Not at all. I still wanna pop ugly fat girl with a pin.
Well, thank you. But, no, no popping the lovesick puppy up front.
Fine, I oughta really piss her off then, esp w/ my story!
Ha Ha. That would be hilarious. You might be able to read. What time is it? Do you know?
No watch.
Me either. Oh well. Guess what. She's reading aobut Adam. What you wanna bet that Alex [in her story] is really Adam?
That was my first thought.
Ha Ha! Do we think alike or what? Ha Ha! Do you think I should write that on her paper. "Is Alex actually Adam?" Think it would piss her off?
YES DO IT!
It would be mean. I couldn't do it, I'm sad to say.
Youuuu... SUCK.
I just can't be mean. You know that.
BULLLLLLLSHIT.
What's that supposed to mean?
God, she is so ugly.
She's not that ugly. Give her a break. You see most girls as ugly. You picky nit picker :)
You are not ugly. Jessica is not ugly. THAT is FUGLY.
Aw. Nick. Give her a break. Really. She didn't exactly get beat with the ugly stick. St Peter just didn't give a pretty stick when he passed out good looks (or whatever saint is in charge of that.) :)
Eck.
That's a grand reply. [Fagtastic walks in] Oh God! Ya, but you can offend HIM.
XD
See!!! Now you want to read!
[I read my story]
That wasn't so hard now was it? No one else knows who you used to be Nick. Don't worry about it.
I love this poem...
Annabel Lee
Edgar Allan Poe
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It was many and many a year ago,
In a kingdom by the sea,
That a maiden there lived whom you may know
By the name of Annabel Lee;
And this maiden she lived with no other thought
Than to love and be loved by me.
I was a child and she was a child,
In this kingdom by the sea:
But we loved with a love that was more than love--
I and my Annabel Lee;
With a love that the winged seraphs of heaven
Coveted her and me.
And this was the reason that, long ago,
In this kingdom by the sea,
A wind blew out of a cloud, chilling
My beautiful Annabel Lee;
So that her highborn kinsman came
And bore her away from me,
To shut her up in a sepulchre
In this kingdom by the sea.
The angels, not half so happy in heaven,
Went envying her and me--
Yes!--that was the reason (as all men know,
In this kingdom by the sea)
That the wind came out of the cloud by night,
Chilling and killing my Annabel Lee.
But our love it was stronger by far than the love
Of those who were older than we--
Of many far wiser than we--
And neither the angels in heaven above,
Nor the demons down under the sea,
Can ever dissever my soul from the soul
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee:
For the moon never beams, without bringing me dreams
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;
And the stars never rise, but I feel the bright eyes
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;
And so, all the night-tide, I lie down by the side
Of my darling--my darling--my life and my bride,
In her sepulchre there by the sea,
In her tomb by the sounding sea.
Edgar Allan Poe
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It was many and many a year ago,
In a kingdom by the sea,
That a maiden there lived whom you may know
By the name of Annabel Lee;
And this maiden she lived with no other thought
Than to love and be loved by me.
I was a child and she was a child,
In this kingdom by the sea:
But we loved with a love that was more than love--
I and my Annabel Lee;
With a love that the winged seraphs of heaven
Coveted her and me.
And this was the reason that, long ago,
In this kingdom by the sea,
A wind blew out of a cloud, chilling
My beautiful Annabel Lee;
So that her highborn kinsman came
And bore her away from me,
To shut her up in a sepulchre
In this kingdom by the sea.
The angels, not half so happy in heaven,
Went envying her and me--
Yes!--that was the reason (as all men know,
In this kingdom by the sea)
That the wind came out of the cloud by night,
Chilling and killing my Annabel Lee.
But our love it was stronger by far than the love
Of those who were older than we--
Of many far wiser than we--
And neither the angels in heaven above,
Nor the demons down under the sea,
Can ever dissever my soul from the soul
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee:
For the moon never beams, without bringing me dreams
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;
And the stars never rise, but I feel the bright eyes
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;
And so, all the night-tide, I lie down by the side
Of my darling--my darling--my life and my bride,
In her sepulchre there by the sea,
In her tomb by the sounding sea.
Monday, March 21, 2005
Friday, March 18, 2005
Weed, stop reading this you intrusive bitch.
There's a reason why I change blog urls.
Of course, you MUST find it!
Typical of one who bleeds butter bricks.
Fuck off.
Oh wait...
Y'know I've been meaning to say:
You are entirely too fat to have that much self-confidence.
Of course, you MUST find it!
Typical of one who bleeds butter bricks.
Fuck off.
Oh wait...
Y'know I've been meaning to say:
You are entirely too fat to have that much self-confidence.
Thursday, March 17, 2005
Tuesday, March 15, 2005
Monday, March 14, 2005
Today is the first day I've cried in a long time...
This time, I hadn't get into a fight with anyone.
Oh Lord, please help us all.
Oh Lord, please help us all.
Wednesday, March 09, 2005
CW Logs, Installment 2:
X - me
X - Jenah
I'm sick of this girl. She's not in love. She's obsessed.
Thank God someone said it, it's all she writes about.
And WHO THE HELL would have SEX with THAT???
Not me but I know, Adam.
He's gotta be brain damaged.
Aw, that's mean. She might be different outside of class.
YECK. Didn't know Chaucie was lesbian. She's Goth too?
Yep. Found that out Friday.
"Yep" to both?
Yeah, both. She's eccentric and absolutely awesome to be around.
She seems nice enough. Reynolds can speak pretty clearly because of her writing. But her teaching leaves a lot to be desired.
Ya, cause she's not doing it, a book is.
Goldberg is a freak.
Not really. I liked her book actually. But I just didn't like the fact that she just pretty much talked about it word for word. But whatever. I'm just going to probably give her an online review at the end of the semester.
Nonono. Goldberg's book is brainwashing!!! Some of her stuff is good and valid, but some of it shows how crazy she is.
Well yeah, but I still think some of it's good. Now this is what's pissing me off! I came to class to write and critique and we haven't even gotten through one. Uh!
Because she's a human being, I respect her. But as for what she is, she deserves none (Reynolds)
I don't, she's a disappointment.
FAGTASTIC!
I got it.
I would love to smash his face.
I know you would. He doesn't deserve it though. Done nothing to you personally so you can't.
Meh. He's gay. God gives me the right. JK!!!
That was just plain bad you know? Not even funny in this instance, but forgivable :)
I'm sori ^^ But any guy who acts like super genius that isn't me should be beat down. I really hate his matter-of-factly tone towards other people.
I do too. But if he does that with mine I'll allow you to kick his ass. Even if what he says is right, he'll make it sound horrible so I give you the right.
Nasty, ugly fat girl in front needs to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!... SHUT UP!!!
Ha Ha! Ya, I've just kinda tuned her out.
Pop her with a pin. Ooh Fagtastic speaks!! Poor Amber, and he's ripping into her "fragmented sentences." FUCKER!
Ha Ha! That's so bad Nick. It really is. Ya, I always hope he doesn't open his mouth cause he never has anything good to say.
Cut his tongue out. Then we'll see what he has to say. muahwahuamuh.
You crack me up sir. He'd put his comments on a dry erase board he'd have around his neck.
Meh, blind him and cut out his ears too. And all of his fingers.
He'd learn to write w/ his toes.
Cut off his limbs and make him a eunuch.
Aw, I wouldn't wish that on any guy. WEll, maybe some guys that are convicted rapists or something but other than that.
Indeed. Meh. I think I write more here than in writing practices.
Ya, but I write at home in a journal so I can't really say much.
Meh. This IS part of my blog now. XD
Ya, I know. I figured that out when you posted the last one.
These are a fantastic addition to the Dragon 龍 Chronicles Neo.
Why?
The garner loads of laughs XD.
For who?
YOU. And me. And everyone else. WHO would marry Reynolds? Yeesh!!!
Don't be that way. Apparently, her husband would.
He's brain damaged.
Aw. Maybe not. He's probably just patient.
Probably STUPID.
Nah, he'd have to be intelligent to desect her nonsense sometimes.
Dissect. Oh that's right, you can't spell.
That's right. I write, I don't spell. Duh! Ha Ha! =)
So when can I cop a feel?
Never.
You lie. C'mon... I look good. I bought this shirt and 2 others at your store.
And your point is? Stop boosting your ego on me babe.
BUT it WORKS!
So... you know I'm with Daniel, even if you don't like him. It's just not appropriate.
Meh!
X - Jenah
I'm sick of this girl. She's not in love. She's obsessed.
Thank God someone said it, it's all she writes about.
And WHO THE HELL would have SEX with THAT???
Not me but I know, Adam.
He's gotta be brain damaged.
Aw, that's mean. She might be different outside of class.
YECK. Didn't know Chaucie was lesbian. She's Goth too?
Yep. Found that out Friday.
"Yep" to both?
Yeah, both. She's eccentric and absolutely awesome to be around.
She seems nice enough. Reynolds can speak pretty clearly because of her writing. But her teaching leaves a lot to be desired.
Ya, cause she's not doing it, a book is.
Goldberg is a freak.
Not really. I liked her book actually. But I just didn't like the fact that she just pretty much talked about it word for word. But whatever. I'm just going to probably give her an online review at the end of the semester.
Nonono. Goldberg's book is brainwashing!!! Some of her stuff is good and valid, but some of it shows how crazy she is.
Well yeah, but I still think some of it's good. Now this is what's pissing me off! I came to class to write and critique and we haven't even gotten through one. Uh!
Because she's a human being, I respect her. But as for what she is, she deserves none (Reynolds)
I don't, she's a disappointment.
FAGTASTIC!
I got it.
I would love to smash his face.
I know you would. He doesn't deserve it though. Done nothing to you personally so you can't.
Meh. He's gay. God gives me the right. JK!!!
That was just plain bad you know? Not even funny in this instance, but forgivable :)
I'm sori ^^ But any guy who acts like super genius that isn't me should be beat down. I really hate his matter-of-factly tone towards other people.
I do too. But if he does that with mine I'll allow you to kick his ass. Even if what he says is right, he'll make it sound horrible so I give you the right.
Nasty, ugly fat girl in front needs to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!... SHUT UP!!!
Ha Ha! Ya, I've just kinda tuned her out.
Pop her with a pin. Ooh Fagtastic speaks!! Poor Amber, and he's ripping into her "fragmented sentences." FUCKER!
Ha Ha! That's so bad Nick. It really is. Ya, I always hope he doesn't open his mouth cause he never has anything good to say.
Cut his tongue out. Then we'll see what he has to say. muahwahuamuh.
You crack me up sir. He'd put his comments on a dry erase board he'd have around his neck.
Meh, blind him and cut out his ears too. And all of his fingers.
He'd learn to write w/ his toes.
Cut off his limbs and make him a eunuch.
Aw, I wouldn't wish that on any guy. WEll, maybe some guys that are convicted rapists or something but other than that.
Indeed. Meh. I think I write more here than in writing practices.
Ya, but I write at home in a journal so I can't really say much.
Meh. This IS part of my blog now. XD
Ya, I know. I figured that out when you posted the last one.
These are a fantastic addition to the Dragon 龍 Chronicles Neo.
Why?
The garner loads of laughs XD.
For who?
YOU. And me. And everyone else. WHO would marry Reynolds? Yeesh!!!
Don't be that way. Apparently, her husband would.
He's brain damaged.
Aw. Maybe not. He's probably just patient.
Probably STUPID.
Nah, he'd have to be intelligent to desect her nonsense sometimes.
Dissect. Oh that's right, you can't spell.
That's right. I write, I don't spell. Duh! Ha Ha! =)
So when can I cop a feel?
Never.
You lie. C'mon... I look good. I bought this shirt and 2 others at your store.
And your point is? Stop boosting your ego on me babe.
BUT it WORKS!
So... you know I'm with Daniel, even if you don't like him. It's just not appropriate.
Meh!
Tuesday, March 08, 2005
Sunday, March 06, 2005
Cartoon reviews...
"Justice League" episodes...
These are really getting kinda edgy (read: better!)
"The Cat and the Canary" --- very well done.
"The Ties that Bind" --- not so well done.
"The Batman" episodes...
Joker's voice sucks, and he's more like a monkey than an a joker.
Scarface is SCARY! He looks like a crazy pimp rather than the Italian gangster from previous iterations.
The Ventriloquist is almost exactly like the portrayal from the BTAS series.
The Batmobile is a cool kinda sleek machine with its gadget look.
The young Bruce/Batman is actually pretty good. Bruce is perfect as a playboy, and his Batman is actually more ninja-like than any of the other Batman portrayals. However, I think the Batman in the animated series (particularly the revamped version) would kick this young Batman's ass.
The action is well animated and dynamic, the fight choreography is quite frankly... AWESOME!
"The Rubberface of Comedy" (part1) --- very good episode; SHOCKED ME!
"The Clayface of Tragedy" (part 2) --- good follow up, sad ending.
"The Big Dummy" --- twisted, twisted episode. Couldn't help but think "THAT'S FUCKED UP!" at one point, and "Awwww." to when Bruce didn't show up for his doll (in cartoon standards) date.
These are really getting kinda edgy (read: better!)
"The Cat and the Canary" --- very well done.
"The Ties that Bind" --- not so well done.
"The Batman" episodes...
Joker's voice sucks, and he's more like a monkey than an a joker.
Scarface is SCARY! He looks like a crazy pimp rather than the Italian gangster from previous iterations.
The Ventriloquist is almost exactly like the portrayal from the BTAS series.
The Batmobile is a cool kinda sleek machine with its gadget look.
The young Bruce/Batman is actually pretty good. Bruce is perfect as a playboy, and his Batman is actually more ninja-like than any of the other Batman portrayals. However, I think the Batman in the animated series (particularly the revamped version) would kick this young Batman's ass.
The action is well animated and dynamic, the fight choreography is quite frankly... AWESOME!
"The Rubberface of Comedy" (part1) --- very good episode; SHOCKED ME!
"The Clayface of Tragedy" (part 2) --- good follow up, sad ending.
"The Big Dummy" --- twisted, twisted episode. Couldn't help but think "THAT'S FUCKED UP!" at one point, and "Awwww." to when Bruce didn't show up for his doll (in cartoon standards) date.
Saturday, March 05, 2005
Friday, March 04, 2005
Wednesday, March 02, 2005
Smallville Review: "Lucy"
9/10
Great dialogue between Lois and Clark (yuk yuk). I really really hope that Smallville extends to Metropolis and possibly grad school... Or at least having the last episode as a future episode (a la Dawson's Creek) in which all the characters are seen in their future paths. We better see Clark in costume in the final minute of the show, flyin' up up and away.
Lucy's cute.
Lots of twists in this episode:
(1) Lucy drives off in Lex's car. Did NOT see that one comin'...
(2) Lex: "Jason found the stone?"
(3) We find that Lana has the stone. Went through the elaborate subterfuge of trashing her own apartment. Poor naive Jason.
Great episode. Easily worthy of a 9 or even 10, and that's with being just an episodic installment (read: without having much to do with the underlying storyline or the actual Superman mythology).
Great dialogue between Lois and Clark (yuk yuk). I really really hope that Smallville extends to Metropolis and possibly grad school... Or at least having the last episode as a future episode (a la Dawson's Creek) in which all the characters are seen in their future paths. We better see Clark in costume in the final minute of the show, flyin' up up and away.
Lucy's cute.
Lots of twists in this episode:
(1) Lucy drives off in Lex's car. Did NOT see that one comin'...
(2) Lex: "Jason found the stone?"
(3) We find that Lana has the stone. Went through the elaborate subterfuge of trashing her own apartment. Poor naive Jason.
Great episode. Easily worthy of a 9 or even 10, and that's with being just an episodic installment (read: without having much to do with the underlying storyline or the actual Superman mythology).
The CW Logs, Installment 1
It is with great pleasure that I introduce the Creative Writing Logs to my blog. The CW Logs are written conversations that Jenah Jones and I have in class so to not piss off the teacher. Here is the first typed out installment:
* - Me
* - Jenah
You have nice boobs. I think I'm gon' nipple twist you.
Daniel's friend Landen was kinda drunk one night and got on a kick about my boobs. He thinks I'm a big C. Shows what he knows. I'm not. But you're lucky you're a good friend of mine buddy. :)
Can I cop a feel?
Does that need an answer?
So that's a yes?
I think if Daniel saw this he'd want to kick your ass.
He's not going to see this. Duh!
You're so bad, you know that? What other girl would be talking to you about coping a feel?
Copping a feel. Probably that one. HAHAHAHAHAA!
Which one? Oh that one across the way. But she wants you. I don't need you I've got my own guy that can cop a feel whenever he likes.
Awww, now you're teasing me. A feel is just a feel. But I'm still gon' nipple twist you.
I don't think so. Daniel got kicked in the balls last time he did that to me.
You're not fast enough.
I'll catch you off guard.
Meh, not like I haven't been kicked before.
True. True. I can find something worse. You're pushing it dude. My boobs are not for your hands sir. :)
SURE they are XD
Ha Ha Ha! You crack me up. Why would you even begin to think that? Find some other boobs to grope.
But I like yours. They are so nice and shapely.
Well, I guess I'll take that as a compliment. But still. No. Go away. :)
YOU KNOW you like it!!!
It's funny. I can't help but laugh at this whole thing.
Soooooo?
So what? Nothin' I can do about it I guess.
You could let me cop a feel.
No. Go away :S
XD
No evil faces. Evil Nick, be gone. Come back sweet Nick.
Sweet Nick is a mask. 8)
No! Sweet Nick is real. He's just the twin in the attic. Give him back.
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.
I'm not kidding :-p
:-p (.)(.)
You have now gone to a brand new low, Nick. A BRAND new low.
Meh. I COULD go lower. GO SING!
I don't sing in public, sir.
But you'll let me cop a feel in public, right?
You know what. The only time you'll ever get to cop a feel is if I'm intoxicated and since I'm never intoxicated around you, you'll never get to cop a feel.
Sure I will.
New topic (but I'll still nipple twist you). The guy in front is SUCH the fag.
Ya, I know. Either that or he's just eccentric as all get out which is a possibility.
Look at his fagtastic, fagalistic, fagamuffin tied back hair!
Ya, I see it. I see it everyday. That's why he needs his hat back. But yes, he's prolly gay. Does that bother you?
Just goes to show that I'm always right. That means I will get to cop a feel.
And we're back to the copping. New subject!
But you have nice BOOBIES.
Thank you. I appreciate the compliment Remind me to wear potato sacks around you from now on.
Nah, just get a squeeze bra.
I had one but it broke.
Steal one.
Why? I could buy another if I wanted to at work. Will I? Maybe, maybe not.
SURELY. That girl in front bugs me. She's too ugly for a boyfriend.
Too ugly for a boyfriend? Her boyfriend may think she's beautiful.
Then he's brain damaged.
Aw. That's horrible. But you're picky and not a good judge of beauty.
BULLSHIT!
You're not! A woman has to be perfect to be consdered beautiful in your opinion.
No she doesn't. The girl I'm most interested in now... ISN'T.
Really? Who is it?
---name omitted for privacy---
Don't know her. Work or school?
---cut to maintain MY privacy---
The one you asked out?
Indeed. No biggie.
I did grab Jenah's nipple after class.
* - Me
* - Jenah
You have nice boobs. I think I'm gon' nipple twist you.
Daniel's friend Landen was kinda drunk one night and got on a kick about my boobs. He thinks I'm a big C. Shows what he knows. I'm not. But you're lucky you're a good friend of mine buddy. :)
Can I cop a feel?
Does that need an answer?
So that's a yes?
I think if Daniel saw this he'd want to kick your ass.
He's not going to see this. Duh!
You're so bad, you know that? What other girl would be talking to you about coping a feel?
Copping a feel. Probably that one. HAHAHAHAHAA!
Which one? Oh that one across the way. But she wants you. I don't need you I've got my own guy that can cop a feel whenever he likes.
Awww, now you're teasing me. A feel is just a feel. But I'm still gon' nipple twist you.
I don't think so. Daniel got kicked in the balls last time he did that to me.
You're not fast enough.
I'll catch you off guard.
Meh, not like I haven't been kicked before.
True. True. I can find something worse. You're pushing it dude. My boobs are not for your hands sir. :)
SURE they are XD
Ha Ha Ha! You crack me up. Why would you even begin to think that? Find some other boobs to grope.
But I like yours. They are so nice and shapely.
Well, I guess I'll take that as a compliment. But still. No. Go away. :)
YOU KNOW you like it!!!
It's funny. I can't help but laugh at this whole thing.
Soooooo?
So what? Nothin' I can do about it I guess.
You could let me cop a feel.
No. Go away :S
XD
No evil faces. Evil Nick, be gone. Come back sweet Nick.
Sweet Nick is a mask. 8)
No! Sweet Nick is real. He's just the twin in the attic. Give him back.
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.
I'm not kidding :-p
:-p (.)(.)
You have now gone to a brand new low, Nick. A BRAND new low.
Meh. I COULD go lower. GO SING!
I don't sing in public, sir.
But you'll let me cop a feel in public, right?
You know what. The only time you'll ever get to cop a feel is if I'm intoxicated and since I'm never intoxicated around you, you'll never get to cop a feel.
Sure I will.
New topic (but I'll still nipple twist you). The guy in front is SUCH the fag.
Ya, I know. Either that or he's just eccentric as all get out which is a possibility.
Look at his fagtastic, fagalistic, fagamuffin tied back hair!
Ya, I see it. I see it everyday. That's why he needs his hat back. But yes, he's prolly gay. Does that bother you?
Just goes to show that I'm always right. That means I will get to cop a feel.
And we're back to the copping. New subject!
But you have nice BOOBIES.
Thank you. I appreciate the compliment Remind me to wear potato sacks around you from now on.
Nah, just get a squeeze bra.
I had one but it broke.
Steal one.
Why? I could buy another if I wanted to at work. Will I? Maybe, maybe not.
SURELY. That girl in front bugs me. She's too ugly for a boyfriend.
Too ugly for a boyfriend? Her boyfriend may think she's beautiful.
Then he's brain damaged.
Aw. That's horrible. But you're picky and not a good judge of beauty.
BULLSHIT!
You're not! A woman has to be perfect to be consdered beautiful in your opinion.
No she doesn't. The girl I'm most interested in now... ISN'T.
Really? Who is it?
---name omitted for privacy---
Don't know her. Work or school?
---cut to maintain MY privacy---
The one you asked out?
Indeed. No biggie.
I did grab Jenah's nipple after class.
Tuesday, March 01, 2005
Yeah...
Pwned my test today. Did exactly 1 of the 4-6 hw assignments. Pwned the review too.
I believe.
I believe.
Monday, February 28, 2005
I don't like being told that I will fail...
Fuck you all who talked crap about me. Fuck those of you who don't believe in me. And great big FUCK YOU to the forces that bring me down.
Goin' back up!
I finished the UT app. Just need to study for math test tomorrow. Tekken 5 is the shit. I only need to train to keep myself up. I'm tired of people telling me how bad their lives are. At least you're alive MOTHERFUCKERS! I need to stop cussing. I'm gon' try for real to cut it down at least. Karma's coming through...
Oh yeah! I MUST MENTION... that Viviane's brother Bryant wants to kick my ass because he's jealous of me... jealous that Suli is attracted to me and not to him. Tough rocks, pal. Grow a pair.
SAIKYO!
Oh yeah! I MUST MENTION... that Viviane's brother Bryant wants to kick my ass because he's jealous of me... jealous that Suli is attracted to me and not to him. Tough rocks, pal. Grow a pair.
SAIKYO!
Friday, February 25, 2005
I'd forgotten what it was like to be regarded as smart...
In chem, people are askin' to study with me, thanks to Dr. Chari's rather constant singling me out in class. I'm like "We'll see" *rolls eyes*. It's flattering, but I'm not sure how much I want to help all these other people, save David. And maybe Samantha, yet another cute redhead.
Tekken 5 is out today.
Thanks to Neal's playtesting, Virtual-On Marz sucks ass, so I'm gon' turn that sucker in to EB.
GoldenEye is still a badass movie.
Tekken 5 is out today.
Thanks to Neal's playtesting, Virtual-On Marz sucks ass, so I'm gon' turn that sucker in to EB.
GoldenEye is still a badass movie.
Thursday, February 24, 2005
Wednesday, February 23, 2005
Hair
My hair can only be really long, or really short.
If it's in between, I look like a moron.
When it was long, I was called Bruce Lee.
When it was short, I was called Jet Li.
I can't escape the stereotypes (nor do I really want to).
But, it IS cheaper to let it grow long.
So, Bruce is coming back.
If it's in between, I look like a moron.
When it was long, I was called Bruce Lee.
When it was short, I was called Jet Li.
I can't escape the stereotypes (nor do I really want to).
But, it IS cheaper to let it grow long.
So, Bruce is coming back.
Self-cultivation
Besides the Big Guy up there and family, self-cultivation is the only thing keeping me going. I trained the hell out of myself yesterday, and I'm feelin' it today. I was thinkin' throughout: "You're NUTS!" And maybe I am. Maybe the pursuit of power is going to my head.
God, family, and self-cultivation.
SAIKYO!
God, family, and self-cultivation.
SAIKYO!
Tuesday, February 22, 2005
I have 7 days...
Gotta get my shit done. Get a good night's sleep tonight/today whatever. Do 1 or 2 math assignments and read before I go to class. In the break, do more math... maybe add on to essays. Better print 'em out now. OK.
Watch Ong Bak and chill. Last bit of chillin' I'm gon' do for a few days.
SAIKYO!
Watch Ong Bak and chill. Last bit of chillin' I'm gon' do for a few days.
SAIKYO!
Monday, February 21, 2005
Meh...
I watched Street Fighter Alpha last night/this morning with the English dub. It's not that bad. But I couldn't help but feel (once again) like Ryu. Getting stronger, physically and mentally, and further self-cultivation are the only things keeping me going. I wonder when I'll go too far. Will I be able to pull myself back?
Going off on a tangent... Will I be alone? Because I sure as hell won't settle. We shall see. Heheheh, but still I'm pretty sure of this one... even if...
Going off on a tangent... Will I be alone? Because I sure as hell won't settle. We shall see. Heheheh, but still I'm pretty sure of this one... even if...
It's an even smaller world than the small world...
Kelly "Knuckleless" Nelms's brother trained with me once. Quite funny.
Sunday, February 20, 2005
We're all a bunch of thieves...
I STOLE - whatever the hell I wanted
I AM - The Dragon
I MISS - being in mutual love with a girl
I HEAR - the bells of success and the drums of impending failure
I SMELL - bad because I just trained my ass off
I CRAVE - romantic love.
I WORRY - about my family, about failing
I REGRET - Chicago
I LOVE - God, myself, and my family.
I AM ALWAYS - making others smile :) too
I SING - whenever and whatever I want.
I CAN'T STAND - Demons who masquerade as angels
I LIKE - training.
I LISTEN - To Anyone Who Needs An Ear.
I CAN BE FOUND - whenever I call from someone else's cell fone
I NEED - God.
I KNOW THAT - I am gifted by God
I HOPE - to be the greatest success that I can be
I WANT - to win
I WISH - my life to be guided by God
I CRY - when I am acting.
I FELL - 3 years ago.
I NEVER - will fail again.
I BELIEVE - in God, my family, and in myself.
***Family includes my brothers and sisters.
I AM - The Dragon
I MISS - being in mutual love with a girl
I HEAR - the bells of success and the drums of impending failure
I SMELL - bad because I just trained my ass off
I CRAVE - romantic love.
I WORRY - about my family, about failing
I REGRET - Chicago
I LOVE - God, myself, and my family.
I AM ALWAYS - making others smile :) too
I SING - whenever and whatever I want.
I CAN'T STAND - Demons who masquerade as angels
I LIKE - training.
I LISTEN - To Anyone Who Needs An Ear.
I CAN BE FOUND - whenever I call from someone else's cell fone
I NEED - God.
I KNOW THAT - I am gifted by God
I HOPE - to be the greatest success that I can be
I WANT - to win
I WISH - my life to be guided by God
I CRY - when I am acting.
I FELL - 3 years ago.
I NEVER - will fail again.
I BELIEVE - in God, my family, and in myself.
***Family includes my brothers and sisters.
Saturday, February 19, 2005
1000 Words
By Koda Kumi
Kimi no kotoba wa
Yume no yasashisa kana?
Uso wo zenbu
Oikakushitetu
Zurui yo ne
Tabidatsu kimi ni
Sameta senaka misete
Kiiteita yo
Hitori tatakau no?
Zurui yo ne
"Kaettekuru kara"
Oikoshiteyuku kimi no koe
Iji hatte
Tsuyoi furi
Toki wo modoshite
Sakebeba yokaata?
Ikanai de to namida koboshitara?
Ima wa dekiru
Donna koto mo
Ienakatta
1000 no kotoba wo
Haruka na
Kimi no senakaa ni okuru yo
Tsubasai kaete
Ienakatta
1000 no kotoba wa
Kizutsuita
Kimi no senaka ni yorisoi
Dakishimeru
Yume no tsuduki wa
Kimi wo omoinagara
Ano hi no koto
Wasureta furishite
Zurui yo ne
"Tegami wo kaku kara"
Shisen sorashita kimi no koe
Iji haate
Tsuyoi furi
Toki wo modoshite
Okoreba yokatta?
Matenai yo to kata wo otoshitara?
Ima wa dekiru
Donna koto mo
Kikoeteru?
1000 no kotoba wo
Mienai
Kimi no senaka ni okuru yo
Tsubasa ni kaete
Kikoeteru?
1000 no kotoba wa
Tsukareta
Kimi no senakaa ni yorisoi
Dakishimeru
Ienakatta
1000 no kotoba wo
Lalala...
Kimi no senakaa ni okuru yo
Tsubaksa ni kaete
Kikoeteru?
1000 no kotoba wa
Lalalala..
Kimi no senaka ni yorisoi
Lalalalala...
Kimi no kotoba wa
Yume no yasashisa kana?
Uso wo zenbu
Oikakushitetu
Zurui yo ne
Tabidatsu kimi ni
Sameta senaka misete
Kiiteita yo
Hitori tatakau no?
Zurui yo ne
"Kaettekuru kara"
Oikoshiteyuku kimi no koe
Iji hatte
Tsuyoi furi
Toki wo modoshite
Sakebeba yokaata?
Ikanai de to namida koboshitara?
Ima wa dekiru
Donna koto mo
Ienakatta
1000 no kotoba wo
Haruka na
Kimi no senakaa ni okuru yo
Tsubasai kaete
Ienakatta
1000 no kotoba wa
Kizutsuita
Kimi no senaka ni yorisoi
Dakishimeru
Yume no tsuduki wa
Kimi wo omoinagara
Ano hi no koto
Wasureta furishite
Zurui yo ne
"Tegami wo kaku kara"
Shisen sorashita kimi no koe
Iji haate
Tsuyoi furi
Toki wo modoshite
Okoreba yokatta?
Matenai yo to kata wo otoshitara?
Ima wa dekiru
Donna koto mo
Kikoeteru?
1000 no kotoba wo
Mienai
Kimi no senaka ni okuru yo
Tsubasa ni kaete
Kikoeteru?
1000 no kotoba wa
Tsukareta
Kimi no senakaa ni yorisoi
Dakishimeru
Ienakatta
1000 no kotoba wo
Lalala...
Kimi no senakaa ni okuru yo
Tsubaksa ni kaete
Kikoeteru?
1000 no kotoba wa
Lalalala..
Kimi no senaka ni yorisoi
Lalalalala...
It's always darkest before dawn.
God, I pray for Mattie's mom, who's recovering from cancer. May her life be long and well-lived. She has so much yet to see, including but not just her kids.
What a wasted night...
All I've done since I've gotten home was sit in front of this computer, finagling with Freedom Force so that I could play as Superman. And after all this work, I have nothing to show for it because the game doesn't strike me as being as fun as it used to be. I only hope that the sequel (out the end of this month) is worth it.
I'm going to go off on a ramble about Treasure because it seems to be the only thing (besides how I'm procrastinating about UT and the current workload I have left to do for Tomball and how Pop made me yell at him for the first time in ages) on my mind right now.
As far as I know, this girl is interested in me. For all y'all who're in the dark, Treasure is the beautiful girl in my IPC class who's more beautiful when she doesn't smile rather than when she does.
Things I know about her:
- Puts schnapps in her coffee
- Is a bartender.
- Has dated (at least 2) Asians
- Is 20 years old
- Lives in the vicinity of 2920 and Dowdell.
- ^ means she went to Klein Oak.
- Essentially supports her mom.
- Likes to wear pink.
- Mentions her exes in class, much like Dawn.
- Flirts with me all the time in class.
- Smells good; that'll make for some good hair-smelling sessions ;-)
I have no fuckin' clue whether or not she gave me that wrong number on purpose. Maybe it's payback for my little comment to her (read past entry). Maybe she's just flirtatious. Then again, she is a bartender.
Anyway, I asked her for her number and she was super-flirtatious about it, to the point where it was just cute, and I hate using the word "cute" except for when describing a mildy attractive girl. <<< BAD RUN-ON. Deal w/ it.
I call it and there's the "Beep beep beep beep, we're sorry, the number you have called cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again..."
BAH!
BULLSHIT!
Been talkin' to everyone about this... Most don't think she'd give the wrong number to a guy she sees every time they're in class. YARGH.
Fuck it. Nothin' I can do about it right now.
I do know one thing though: Whoever those Asians she dated were, ain't no one as perfect an Asian as me.
I gots this left to do for Saturday:
Finish Essay A
Do more of Essay E - hope to finish both w/in 2 days
Do the Chem labs
Do the Math HW
Do SOME of the Creative Writing bullshit, once I figure out what it is.
Do my mountains of laundry.
Train.
Watch Spirited Away.
Not a good day. NOT. A. GOOD. DAY. Need to see a fukkin' movie. Maybe I coulda if I'd gotten the right NUMBER!!!
FOCK!!!
JUST A GODDAMN (GFM) FRUSTRATING DAY!
I'm going to go off on a ramble about Treasure because it seems to be the only thing (besides how I'm procrastinating about UT and the current workload I have left to do for Tomball and how Pop made me yell at him for the first time in ages) on my mind right now.
As far as I know, this girl is interested in me. For all y'all who're in the dark, Treasure is the beautiful girl in my IPC class who's more beautiful when she doesn't smile rather than when she does.
Things I know about her:
- Puts schnapps in her coffee
- Is a bartender.
- Has dated (at least 2) Asians
- Is 20 years old
- Lives in the vicinity of 2920 and Dowdell.
- ^ means she went to Klein Oak.
- Essentially supports her mom.
- Likes to wear pink.
- Mentions her exes in class, much like Dawn.
- Flirts with me all the time in class.
- Smells good; that'll make for some good hair-smelling sessions ;-)
I have no fuckin' clue whether or not she gave me that wrong number on purpose. Maybe it's payback for my little comment to her (read past entry). Maybe she's just flirtatious. Then again, she is a bartender.
Anyway, I asked her for her number and she was super-flirtatious about it, to the point where it was just cute, and I hate using the word "cute" except for when describing a mildy attractive girl. <<< BAD RUN-ON. Deal w/ it.
I call it and there's the "Beep beep beep beep, we're sorry, the number you have called cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again..."
BAH!
BULLSHIT!
Been talkin' to everyone about this... Most don't think she'd give the wrong number to a guy she sees every time they're in class. YARGH.
Fuck it. Nothin' I can do about it right now.
I do know one thing though: Whoever those Asians she dated were, ain't no one as perfect an Asian as me.
I gots this left to do for Saturday:
Finish Essay A
Do more of Essay E - hope to finish both w/in 2 days
Do the Chem labs
Do the Math HW
Do SOME of the Creative Writing bullshit, once I figure out what it is.
Do my mountains of laundry.
Train.
Watch Spirited Away.
Not a good day. NOT. A. GOOD. DAY. Need to see a fukkin' movie. Maybe I coulda if I'd gotten the right NUMBER!!!
FOCK!!!
JUST A GODDAMN (GFM) FRUSTRATING DAY!
Friday, February 18, 2005
Wednesday, February 16, 2005
Smallville episode review: "Krypto"
superbananaman87: how was smallville
SANSHORYU: good
SANSHORYU: I love the Clark and Lois dynamic
SANSHORYU: and how Chloe knows Clark's secret but Clark doesn't know she knows
Rating: 7/10
Other notes: It's too early for the Lois 'n' Clark tiffs, but they're great! And Lois is hawwwt! They also cheaped out on the special FX, as there were no shots of the dog really exhibiting any super strength. Example: shot of dog chained to tractor, cut to Clark hearing LOUD scraping metallic noises, cut to Clark coming back out to see that the trailer had moved a good 30 feet and into the Kent garden. Cheap. Maybe the episode warrants a 6. Loved the dog though, later named "Shelby," not "Krypto" (how original, Clark [for the latter name]).
SANSHORYU: good
SANSHORYU: I love the Clark and Lois dynamic
SANSHORYU: and how Chloe knows Clark's secret but Clark doesn't know she knows
Rating: 7/10
Other notes: It's too early for the Lois 'n' Clark tiffs, but they're great! And Lois is hawwwt! They also cheaped out on the special FX, as there were no shots of the dog really exhibiting any super strength. Example: shot of dog chained to tractor, cut to Clark hearing LOUD scraping metallic noises, cut to Clark coming back out to see that the trailer had moved a good 30 feet and into the Kent garden. Cheap. Maybe the episode warrants a 6. Loved the dog though, later named "Shelby," not "Krypto" (how original, Clark [for the latter name]).
Monday, February 14, 2005
Friday, February 11, 2005
Since y'all are sooo calling bullshit on the last post, Jack and I will recount the night.
So we get to 6th street with Jakku's roomies. And we go to one of the many bars there.
I buy a shot of 151 (Jack: "FUCK YOU FOR THAT! FUCK YOU FOR THAT!") for the both of us. Even now, we both can still taste it (Jack: "FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!"). He has a beer or three and I have a beer and a half. Needless to say, we're fucked up.
Lotsa lotsa of fine lookin' girls and some fugly looking dogs too.
QUOTES OF THE NIGHT:
"Ew, I just stepped on girl's underwear!" I DID. NO JOKE... IT WAS PINK!
We get bored, so Jack 'n' I leave the group and start back for the house. Along the way, we come across a statue holding its penis. Yikes. And later, we find two chalkboards in the open, complete with chalk and erasers. We draw 3 things: Superman S shield, the San symbol, and a penis with great big BALLS. Pix to come soon, hopefully.
Yeah I'm tired. Jack's tired, too.
So when we get back to the house, he freaks about how my car might get towed. Reasonable fear, so we move the car. I try to parallel park, but that don't work. So Jack does it, after he rolls down the driver window. Y'see, the driver window has a problem: it doesn't go back up easily. We spend about half an hour trying to close the damn window. We get it shut, and now we're here. Laughin'. What a night.
So we get to 6th street with Jakku's roomies. And we go to one of the many bars there.
I buy a shot of 151 (Jack: "FUCK YOU FOR THAT! FUCK YOU FOR THAT!") for the both of us. Even now, we both can still taste it (Jack: "FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!"). He has a beer or three and I have a beer and a half. Needless to say, we're fucked up.
Lotsa lotsa of fine lookin' girls and some fugly looking dogs too.
QUOTES OF THE NIGHT:
"Ew, I just stepped on girl's underwear!" I DID. NO JOKE... IT WAS PINK!
We get bored, so Jack 'n' I leave the group and start back for the house. Along the way, we come across a statue holding its penis. Yikes. And later, we find two chalkboards in the open, complete with chalk and erasers. We draw 3 things: Superman S shield, the San symbol, and a penis with great big BALLS. Pix to come soon, hopefully.
Yeah I'm tired. Jack's tired, too.
So when we get back to the house, he freaks about how my car might get towed. Reasonable fear, so we move the car. I try to parallel park, but that don't work. So Jack does it, after he rolls down the driver window. Y'see, the driver window has a problem: it doesn't go back up easily. We spend about half an hour trying to close the damn window. We get it shut, and now we're here. Laughin'. What a night.
Wednesday, February 09, 2005
Review of Smallville: "Recruit"
Opens with Lois (hawwwwt!) in a drinking game with two football jocks. One bowls out. The other falls over soon after. Woo! Lois is a champ!
Jock #2 follows Lois as she's struggling to stay sober ("...the world is NOT spinning around...").
"Let's play a game we both win?" He says. Dumbass. She shuts him down (hawwwt!). Moron then puts his hand on her only to meet some redirection and a nice snappy front push kick to the gut. Lois stands over him (hawwwt!).
Cops later find the guy paralyzed and arrest Lois. D'oh. Some kick!
Then the whole "Save Me" by Remo Zero credits. Blah, every show has it.
Chloe knows Clark's secret and continuously clues him in that she knows. Guess he's just really clueless. Moron.
Clark gets recruited by the Metropolis University Bulldogs, full scholarship, the works. Some goofball with long hair...
MEH FUCK IT. I SAID WHEN I WANNA, but I REALLY DON'T WANNA RIGHT NOW! As in... review this episode. Too much f'n effort.
Episode gets 8/10 because it deals with Clark taking responsibility for his powers and quitting football, and because the exchange with Lois and Clark (hmmmm, Lois and Clark) was just great. I can already see a "Lois and Clark" (for morons, read: a la Lois and Clark TV show) scenario forming. I still think it was too early to introduce Lois, but whatever. But yeah, the last conversation Lois and Clark had in this episode was priceless.
Jock #2 follows Lois as she's struggling to stay sober ("...the world is NOT spinning around...").
"Let's play a game we both win?" He says. Dumbass. She shuts him down (hawwwt!). Moron then puts his hand on her only to meet some redirection and a nice snappy front push kick to the gut. Lois stands over him (hawwwt!).
Cops later find the guy paralyzed and arrest Lois. D'oh. Some kick!
Then the whole "Save Me" by Remo Zero credits. Blah, every show has it.
Chloe knows Clark's secret and continuously clues him in that she knows. Guess he's just really clueless. Moron.
Clark gets recruited by the Metropolis University Bulldogs, full scholarship, the works. Some goofball with long hair...
MEH FUCK IT. I SAID WHEN I WANNA, but I REALLY DON'T WANNA RIGHT NOW! As in... review this episode. Too much f'n effort.
Episode gets 8/10 because it deals with Clark taking responsibility for his powers and quitting football, and because the exchange with Lois and Clark (hmmmm, Lois and Clark) was just great. I can already see a "Lois and Clark" (for morons, read: a la Lois and Clark TV show) scenario forming. I still think it was too early to introduce Lois, but whatever. But yeah, the last conversation Lois and Clark had in this episode was priceless.
Sunday, February 06, 2005
Alice has the greatest, most perfect ass ever. But that has nothing to do with our conversation.
Me: So, how's the boyfriend?
Alice: He's... alright.
Me: You don't sound too enthusiastic about him. You're definitely not lavishing praise onto him.
Alice: I don't do that with anybody.
Me: I know who you would be really happy with though...
Alice: Who?
Me: Me.
Alice: That's probably right.
!
Me: So, how's the boyfriend?
Alice: He's... alright.
Me: You don't sound too enthusiastic about him. You're definitely not lavishing praise onto him.
Alice: I don't do that with anybody.
Me: I know who you would be really happy with though...
Alice: Who?
Me: Me.
Alice: That's probably right.
!
This the #1 anticipated movie this year!!!
Watch the trailer!
Following closely are Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith and Unleashed (in Europe, "Danny the Dog")...
Following closely are Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith and Unleashed (in Europe, "Danny the Dog")...
I like this picture and I don't like this picture...
I like how it accentuates how fast I am, but I don't like how it accentuates my butt.
If you play Halo 2...
... and you SUCK at using certain weapons i.e. SNIPER RIFLE...
... DON'T FUCKIN' HOG THE DAMN WEAPON IF YOU FUCKING SUCK AT IT! IN FACT, DON'T EVEN USE IT!
... DON'T FUCKIN' HOG THE DAMN WEAPON IF YOU FUCKING SUCK AT IT! IN FACT, DON'T EVEN USE IT!
Thursday, February 03, 2005
Random Notes:
- I want a Sony PSP
- Lab Station 13 can't seem to keep from breakin' glass (David 'n' me, and Kelly and whoever her partner is)
- Treasure Mills <--- guess who/what that is.
- Hannah, thanks for coming yesterday (Wednesday). Had you not come, I wouldn't have trained or exercised at all that day.
- I want Fight Night Round 2, Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory, Tekken 5; all come out within 2 months.
- I want a girlfriend.
- I wish my Chemistry teacher would give us printed lab assignments and not give us lab activities by word of mouth.
- I wish my Creative Writing teacher was a teacher.
- I wish dumb fuckers at Tomball would let me take Calculus.
- I wish I could find that damn guitar theme from Metal Gear Solid 3.
- I wish Eli would tell me why he dropped.
- I wish I didn't hate work.
- I wish for a lot of things.
FUCK THAT! I better make things happen! FOCKERS!
- Lab Station 13 can't seem to keep from breakin' glass (David 'n' me, and Kelly and whoever her partner is)
- Treasure Mills <--- guess who/what that is.
- Hannah, thanks for coming yesterday (Wednesday). Had you not come, I wouldn't have trained or exercised at all that day.
- I want Fight Night Round 2, Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory, Tekken 5; all come out within 2 months.
- I want a girlfriend.
- I wish my Chemistry teacher would give us printed lab assignments and not give us lab activities by word of mouth.
- I wish my Creative Writing teacher was a teacher.
- I wish dumb fuckers at Tomball would let me take Calculus.
- I wish I could find that damn guitar theme from Metal Gear Solid 3.
- I wish Eli would tell me why he dropped.
- I wish I didn't hate work.
- I wish for a lot of things.
FUCK THAT! I better make things happen! FOCKERS!
Wednesday, February 02, 2005
Natalie Goldberg: "But, Roshi, it is so lonely."
Katagiri Roshi: "Is there anything wrong with loneliness?"
Natalie Goldberg: "No, I guess not."
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Natalie Goldberg: " But, Roshi, you have sentenced me to such loneliness. Writing is very lonely."
Katagiri Roshi: "Anything you do deeply is very lonely. There are many Zen students here, but the ones that are going deep are very lonely."
Natalie Goldberg: "Are you lonely?"
Katagiri Roshi: "Of course. But I do not let it toss me away. It is just loneliness."
Katagiri Roshi: "Is there anything wrong with loneliness?"
Natalie Goldberg: "No, I guess not."
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Natalie Goldberg: " But, Roshi, you have sentenced me to such loneliness. Writing is very lonely."
Katagiri Roshi: "Anything you do deeply is very lonely. There are many Zen students here, but the ones that are going deep are very lonely."
Natalie Goldberg: "Are you lonely?"
Katagiri Roshi: "Of course. But I do not let it toss me away. It is just loneliness."
Smallville episode review: "Pariah"
I've decided to start reviewing Smallville as I feel like it. Spoilers present, so read at your own risk.
Opening with Chloe and Lois (hawt) doin' karaoke. I hate karaoke. And I hate that song "I love rock 'n' roll." But anyway, Clark and Alicia (Sarah Carter, also hawt) walk in and everything goes dead silent. Keep in mind that Alicia is an attempted murderer and that Clark's dating her. Well it can't be helped that everyone stares. A really really great uncomfortable silence. It was just fantastic.
Poor Alicia gets fingered at for attempted murders on Lana and Jason, because the would-be murderer somehow gets in and out without a trace. Woohoo! I know the chick is/was nuts, but she's really sweet. And really really insecure. I was thinking to myself: "Please don't let it be her."
Later on it became: "It can't be her. It's a sure-fire red herring."
And I was right. Psycho named Tim who has the hots for Lois (HAWWWT) is responsible. His powers are similar, except he dissipates into molecules that can fly around. Wonder what he's made of. He uppercuts Clark pretty good. POW!
Gettin' ahead of myself though.
So back to Alicia... Everyone thinks she's guilty. Including Clark. Oh well.
But then...
TIM KILLS HER! Bastard HANGS HER from her barn door!!! MOTHERFUCKER!
Lois has it figured out, having gone on a date with Tim (don't ask) and runs in to tell Clark as poor Clarkie finds Alicia's body (she was hawwwt :( ).
Clark somehow gets away from Lois to confront Tim. OK fight, but Clark really needs to punch someone really hard some time. He's always the one who gets punched. Anyway, it ends with Clark nearly strangling Tim.
I'm thinkin': "BREAK HIM! BREAK HIM!!!"
*sigh* Of course you know that won't happen, but they have to bring Lois in to stop him.
Let's also not forget that...
CHLOE KNOWS CLARK'S SECRET! Thank Alicia for that. Chloe sees Clark catch a car and speed (read: run impossibly-for-a-human fast) off.
Other notes: They really need to jazz up Clark's wardrobe. Tonight, I really noticed that he's almost always wearin' the same red and white checked flannel and the navy blue jacket, or the blue T-shirt with the red (!!!; as in capelike) jacket. Who the hell wears a bright red jacket? Let's not fix him to the Superman stereotype too soon! Well, y'know what I mean... yeah, ok. And get a f*n haircut, Clark! Long hair looks good on me, not you!
Review: 8/10
Much better'n the last episode. However, I will miss Sarah Carter in this series.
Foto fo' yu:
Opening with Chloe and Lois (hawt) doin' karaoke. I hate karaoke. And I hate that song "I love rock 'n' roll." But anyway, Clark and Alicia (Sarah Carter, also hawt) walk in and everything goes dead silent. Keep in mind that Alicia is an attempted murderer and that Clark's dating her. Well it can't be helped that everyone stares. A really really great uncomfortable silence. It was just fantastic.
Poor Alicia gets fingered at for attempted murders on Lana and Jason, because the would-be murderer somehow gets in and out without a trace. Woohoo! I know the chick is/was nuts, but she's really sweet. And really really insecure. I was thinking to myself: "Please don't let it be her."
Later on it became: "It can't be her. It's a sure-fire red herring."
And I was right. Psycho named Tim who has the hots for Lois (HAWWWT) is responsible. His powers are similar, except he dissipates into molecules that can fly around. Wonder what he's made of. He uppercuts Clark pretty good. POW!
Gettin' ahead of myself though.
So back to Alicia... Everyone thinks she's guilty. Including Clark. Oh well.
But then...
TIM KILLS HER! Bastard HANGS HER from her barn door!!! MOTHERFUCKER!
Lois has it figured out, having gone on a date with Tim (don't ask) and runs in to tell Clark as poor Clarkie finds Alicia's body (she was hawwwt :( ).
Clark somehow gets away from Lois to confront Tim. OK fight, but Clark really needs to punch someone really hard some time. He's always the one who gets punched. Anyway, it ends with Clark nearly strangling Tim.
I'm thinkin': "BREAK HIM! BREAK HIM!!!"
*sigh* Of course you know that won't happen, but they have to bring Lois in to stop him.
Let's also not forget that...
CHLOE KNOWS CLARK'S SECRET! Thank Alicia for that. Chloe sees Clark catch a car and speed (read: run impossibly-for-a-human fast) off.
Other notes: They really need to jazz up Clark's wardrobe. Tonight, I really noticed that he's almost always wearin' the same red and white checked flannel and the navy blue jacket, or the blue T-shirt with the red (!!!; as in capelike) jacket. Who the hell wears a bright red jacket? Let's not fix him to the Superman stereotype too soon! Well, y'know what I mean... yeah, ok. And get a f*n haircut, Clark! Long hair looks good on me, not you!
Review: 8/10
Much better'n the last episode. However, I will miss Sarah Carter in this series.
Foto fo' yu:
Monday, January 31, 2005
You know it's time to empty your trash can when...
... the trash is sticking out like half the trash can's height.
Sunday, January 30, 2005
Ever watch DBZ?
Ever wonder if that material could really translate into a movie?
Well, keep an open mind...
Doesn't that guy look exactly like Mr Satan / Hercule???
Well, keep an open mind...
Doesn't that guy look exactly like Mr Satan / Hercule???
Saturday, January 29, 2005
I dislike my Creative Writing class
I had to do a short story, poem, whatever over a prompt that some random person came up with. My prompt came from a girl: "I used to steal money from my mother..."
So here is my short story. Enjoy.
I used to steal money from my mother. Guilt’s a bitch, isn’t it? I keep telling myself that I swear that it would be the last time, but who am I kidding? Mom’s such a dumbass that she doesn’t doesn’t miss a coupla hundred bucks a week, not when she’s married to this Harvard-educated guppy who’s 13 years younger than she is. I’m like, “What the hell were you thinking, Rog?”
True, in her prime, mom was definitely a looker, and I say that in a non-incestuous way. But shit, with time.... wrinkles are wrinkles and when you sag, you sag.
So yeah, 200 bucks a week does me good. Gets me the weed when I need it and covers every date I have each week, which on a good (or bad, depending on how you look at it) week, can be as many as 5 or 6. Hey, I gotta rest, too.
Rog bought me once of those new Mustangs. Royal blue, stick, with leather interior. In a coupla weeks, I’m gonna get to work on the engine, see what I can’t do with it. Too bad I couldn’t make the damn thing have a little more space. Need just a little more space for those good dates.
The last time I stole from Mom, I went for the jackpot, taking a grand. Big party week over Christmas break. 4 parties, 3 days. No one at home really wonders where I am. Mom’s at the country club all the time and Rog’s always out on business.
Party #4 was at my house... Just like every beachfront house you see in the movies. Marble floor, vast interior with enough room for at least 300 people, a baby grand piano to drunkenly dance on, swimming pool – Olympic sized, hot tub for 15 – no joke!
So we’re having a good time that night. Around 100 people. Bobby’s drunk off his ass as usual. Stupid dumbass looks sunburned like none other. Pattie’s topless, as usual. Not a bad looking rack; always a pleasure to see. Ron’s nowhere to be seen, probably bouncin’ the bed with some slut in my mom’s room. Gotta remember to change those sheets. Me and my honey, Veronica, are mackin’ in the hot tub with the others, gettin’ a little drunk.
“YO KAI!”
I turn around to meet one of my guests.
“Yeah.”
“You better come quick, man. Bobby just got in his car.”
Bobby’s car. A thing of beauty. Old style Camaro. Waxed and polished to a bright glossy red. Re-tuned to perfection. Wasted. On Bobby.
What can next be told cannot be told in absolute detail and credibility. Molasses and lightning at the same time. But I literally exploded out of the hot tub. Poor Veronica was caught in the blast of water. It was totally like one of those explosions in Dragon Ball Z. I made like the Flash into the street. Everything was just a blur, going so quickly, but yet so slowly. It was taking goddamn forever to catch up to Bobby.
“Bobby! Get OUT of the fucking car!”
“Fuck you, Kai! Dee Dee just told me you were sleeping with Leanna!”
Leanna. Gorgeous Vietnamese-European. Body to die for. Sweetheart. Bobby’s girlfriend. Date #2 this week. A good date.
“Bobby, Dee Dee’s a bitch, drunk, and doesn’t know what the hell she’s talking about!”
“No Kai, I listened to you before and I always get screwed—“
“Bobby. Turn. Off. The. Car. Let’s go have a drink and talk about it—“
“NO KAI! NO!”
Camaro door slams shut. Shit. Bobby...
The metal beauty hums to life under the surprising control of its master. Or lack of control. The lights flash on and they start toward me, like a pair of demon’s eyes. And then suddenly, they lurch toward me and follow faster and FASTER!
The bastard’s trying to KILL ME!
My Flash reflexes are gone. It takes forever and I know I’m gonna die. I pray to God that it’ll be quick.
But then the eyes veer off to the left.
I’m spared!
CRASH!!!!!
“OMIGOD! BOBBY!”
“BOBBY!”
You ever see a beautifully restored red Camaro...
Crushed into the size of a small dumpster...
Against a tree?
That tree. My favorite tree to smoke under.
“OH MY GOD! Bobby’s DEAD!”
God damn it.
Like I said, I used to steal money from my mother.
So here is my short story. Enjoy.
I used to steal money from my mother. Guilt’s a bitch, isn’t it? I keep telling myself that I swear that it would be the last time, but who am I kidding? Mom’s such a dumbass that she doesn’t doesn’t miss a coupla hundred bucks a week, not when she’s married to this Harvard-educated guppy who’s 13 years younger than she is. I’m like, “What the hell were you thinking, Rog?”
True, in her prime, mom was definitely a looker, and I say that in a non-incestuous way. But shit, with time.... wrinkles are wrinkles and when you sag, you sag.
So yeah, 200 bucks a week does me good. Gets me the weed when I need it and covers every date I have each week, which on a good (or bad, depending on how you look at it) week, can be as many as 5 or 6. Hey, I gotta rest, too.
Rog bought me once of those new Mustangs. Royal blue, stick, with leather interior. In a coupla weeks, I’m gonna get to work on the engine, see what I can’t do with it. Too bad I couldn’t make the damn thing have a little more space. Need just a little more space for those good dates.
The last time I stole from Mom, I went for the jackpot, taking a grand. Big party week over Christmas break. 4 parties, 3 days. No one at home really wonders where I am. Mom’s at the country club all the time and Rog’s always out on business.
Party #4 was at my house... Just like every beachfront house you see in the movies. Marble floor, vast interior with enough room for at least 300 people, a baby grand piano to drunkenly dance on, swimming pool – Olympic sized, hot tub for 15 – no joke!
So we’re having a good time that night. Around 100 people. Bobby’s drunk off his ass as usual. Stupid dumbass looks sunburned like none other. Pattie’s topless, as usual. Not a bad looking rack; always a pleasure to see. Ron’s nowhere to be seen, probably bouncin’ the bed with some slut in my mom’s room. Gotta remember to change those sheets. Me and my honey, Veronica, are mackin’ in the hot tub with the others, gettin’ a little drunk.
“YO KAI!”
I turn around to meet one of my guests.
“Yeah.”
“You better come quick, man. Bobby just got in his car.”
Bobby’s car. A thing of beauty. Old style Camaro. Waxed and polished to a bright glossy red. Re-tuned to perfection. Wasted. On Bobby.
What can next be told cannot be told in absolute detail and credibility. Molasses and lightning at the same time. But I literally exploded out of the hot tub. Poor Veronica was caught in the blast of water. It was totally like one of those explosions in Dragon Ball Z. I made like the Flash into the street. Everything was just a blur, going so quickly, but yet so slowly. It was taking goddamn forever to catch up to Bobby.
“Bobby! Get OUT of the fucking car!”
“Fuck you, Kai! Dee Dee just told me you were sleeping with Leanna!”
Leanna. Gorgeous Vietnamese-European. Body to die for. Sweetheart. Bobby’s girlfriend. Date #2 this week. A good date.
“Bobby, Dee Dee’s a bitch, drunk, and doesn’t know what the hell she’s talking about!”
“No Kai, I listened to you before and I always get screwed—“
“Bobby. Turn. Off. The. Car. Let’s go have a drink and talk about it—“
“NO KAI! NO!”
Camaro door slams shut. Shit. Bobby...
The metal beauty hums to life under the surprising control of its master. Or lack of control. The lights flash on and they start toward me, like a pair of demon’s eyes. And then suddenly, they lurch toward me and follow faster and FASTER!
The bastard’s trying to KILL ME!
My Flash reflexes are gone. It takes forever and I know I’m gonna die. I pray to God that it’ll be quick.
But then the eyes veer off to the left.
I’m spared!
CRASH!!!!!
“OMIGOD! BOBBY!”
“BOBBY!”
You ever see a beautifully restored red Camaro...
Crushed into the size of a small dumpster...
Against a tree?
That tree. My favorite tree to smoke under.
“OH MY GOD! Bobby’s DEAD!”
God damn it.
Like I said, I used to steal money from my mother.
Let me reiterate...
Rurouni Kenshin ("Samurai X" in the US) is just a beautifully done anime miniseries. It had a lot of heart. No action for the sake of action, but when it was animated, it was just so beautiful. I don't even think I can say anything bad about Trust, Betrayal, and Reflections. Well maybe about how I got confused about which scenes were flashbacks, but I figured that out later into the movie. The whole thing was just... so moving.
One of the best ~30 bucks I've spent in a long time.
One of the best ~30 bucks I've spent in a long time.
Friday, January 28, 2005
Thursday, January 27, 2005
Thought I'd share the freakiness...
I was lookin' at old pix and I noticed some freaky similarities...
Check this out
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(2)
(3)
Wow.
Check this out
(1)
(2)
(3)
Wow.
Wednesday, January 26, 2005
Smallville
Was fucked up.
The worst revelation was that Chloe had sex with the as of yet unseen Jimmy OLSEN, bowtie moron and photobug.
The worst revelation was that Chloe had sex with the as of yet unseen Jimmy OLSEN, bowtie moron and photobug.
Tuesday, January 25, 2005
Schedule
Tuesdays and Thursdays suck, because I have school at 11-120, then 150-310, then WORK at 4. SUCKU!
Mondays and Wednesdays I have school at 930-140.
TODAY: FLICKIN' stupid teacher Reynolds didn't send us an email or anything telling that class was cancelled! I coulda CHILLED AT HOME for another coupla hours. STUPID !@$#*!
Mondays and Wednesdays I have school at 930-140.
TODAY: FLICKIN' stupid teacher Reynolds didn't send us an email or anything telling that class was cancelled! I coulda CHILLED AT HOME for another coupla hours. STUPID !@$#*!
Monday, January 24, 2005
Funny conversation...
Pop: Aha! You cheated on your run this morning!
Monica: No we didn't! We always do that!
Pop: You always cheat?
Monica: No we didn't! We always do that!
Pop: You always cheat?
Saturday, January 22, 2005
Notes of interest...
- Ali: The Director's Cut is much much much better'n the theatrical cut. Fleshes out everything in better detail and more fighting.
- AIM conversation:
SANSHORYU: i got a good story
SANSHORYU: Alex took the SAT today
SANSHORYU: and Viviane did too
kaisolin: hmm
SANSHORYU: she saw him and went up to him an said: "You're Nick's brother aren't you?"
SANSHORYU: he nodded and walked away.
kaisolin: hahahaha
kaisolin: wow
kaisolin: that's harsh
SANSHORYU: that's my BRO!
SANSHORYU: :D
- AIM conversation:
SANSHORYU: i got a good story
SANSHORYU: Alex took the SAT today
SANSHORYU: and Viviane did too
kaisolin: hmm
SANSHORYU: she saw him and went up to him an said: "You're Nick's brother aren't you?"
SANSHORYU: he nodded and walked away.
kaisolin: hahahaha
kaisolin: wow
kaisolin: that's harsh
SANSHORYU: that's my BRO!
SANSHORYU: :D
Friday, January 21, 2005
Muhammad Ali
One must consider what the world would've seen had he had the years of his prime. For the man to regain the championship beyond his prime is truly indicative of the one man who'll always be known as "The Greatest." Big mouth, but the skills and the brains to back it up.
Thursday, January 20, 2005
Wednesday, January 19, 2005
Parasites
No, I'm not talkin' about viruses or anything microscopic in size. But what I am talking about can be just as elusive. I'm talking about... women!
Now, a parasitic woman is synonymous with a siren, a mythical creature. Story goes that the sirens would lure men into the ocean with their beautiful songs, and then tear them to shreds. Parasitic women, however, also use people to their ends without even thinking about what they do to others. They use people.
So today, after kickin' David's, Hannah's, and my collective asses in training, I go to Randalls to buy water and chat. And beloved Alice tells me about her "friend" or soon-to-be-not-a-friend La Toya, from here on out referred to as Toya.
But first, let me identify the characters:
Alice --- my beautiful African American co-worker; I looooove working with her.
Toya --- Alice's "best friend"
Kevin --- absolutely loves Toya; has never cared so much about anyone before.
Scott --- Toya's ex who uses Toya, wants to fuck Alice like none other.
Before you get bored, please remember that this is to illustrate a point about parasitic women. Now on to...
... background of this mini-compilation of stories, anecdotes and tidbits. Toya and Scott dated for a while. But eventually, he lusted for Alice and told Toya how much he wanted to fuck Alice. He actually tried to trick Alice into fucking w/o the use of alcohol or drugs, but rather a dimly lit room and a quick swap out (read: Alice and non-named guy fucking; Toya tells guy that she needs to talk to him so that he leaves and Scott can sneak in and get inside [both ways, literally]). Luckily, Alice noticed and nothin' happened. FUCKED UP SHIT! Toya just loves Scott sooo much that she tries to do everything for him.
So moving on to the main point. Kevin's a good guy tryin' to set his life straight and falls deeply for Toya. They are technically "together." I use quotation marks because apparently, Toya does too. Every 2 weeks, Kevin gets a $300-400 check, takes maybe 20 for food the next week, and gives the rest to Toya. Toya, in turn, uses that money to please Scott. On top of that, everyone knows about Toya's shadiness... EXCEPT KEVIN. And to top it off, Kevin's had a rough life, and at this point, he's suicidal. WILL SOMEONE PLEASE JUST BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT PARASITIC BITCH??? And maybe SHOOT SCOTT?
And y'know what, Toya sounds like someone I know. If you're reading this right now, you're smarter than I give you credit for being. But then, to be a parasite, you have to be pretty smart.
Let's go down the list:
Using Will (who loves a parasite) to bring a ladder to her house so that another GUY can get in?
Wanting a Homecoming mum from her boyfriend even though she couldn't go to the Homecoming Dance?
Using Neal (an ex) to bring the mentioned Homecoming mum to her house because her boyfriend couldn't?
Having the gall to ask Neal to take her to her next Homecoming dance when her date bailed on her? (maybe there were some good reasons for that, but I bet he was a prick too; perfect! Two demonspawn!)
Latching onto Stephen Russell and almost turning him against me?
ADVICE PEOPLE! STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM PARASITIC WOMEN!
When you date someone, it's to get to know her (or for my lady readers, him). The moment you know that they are demonic and/or parasitic, CUT YOUR FUCKIN' LOSSES AND STAY THE FUCK AWAY!!!
Now, a parasitic woman is synonymous with a siren, a mythical creature. Story goes that the sirens would lure men into the ocean with their beautiful songs, and then tear them to shreds. Parasitic women, however, also use people to their ends without even thinking about what they do to others. They use people.
So today, after kickin' David's, Hannah's, and my collective asses in training, I go to Randalls to buy water and chat. And beloved Alice tells me about her "friend" or soon-to-be-not-a-friend La Toya, from here on out referred to as Toya.
But first, let me identify the characters:
Alice --- my beautiful African American co-worker; I looooove working with her.
Toya --- Alice's "best friend"
Kevin --- absolutely loves Toya; has never cared so much about anyone before.
Scott --- Toya's ex who uses Toya, wants to fuck Alice like none other.
Before you get bored, please remember that this is to illustrate a point about parasitic women. Now on to...
... background of this mini-compilation of stories, anecdotes and tidbits. Toya and Scott dated for a while. But eventually, he lusted for Alice and told Toya how much he wanted to fuck Alice. He actually tried to trick Alice into fucking w/o the use of alcohol or drugs, but rather a dimly lit room and a quick swap out (read: Alice and non-named guy fucking; Toya tells guy that she needs to talk to him so that he leaves and Scott can sneak in and get inside [both ways, literally]). Luckily, Alice noticed and nothin' happened. FUCKED UP SHIT! Toya just loves Scott sooo much that she tries to do everything for him.
So moving on to the main point. Kevin's a good guy tryin' to set his life straight and falls deeply for Toya. They are technically "together." I use quotation marks because apparently, Toya does too. Every 2 weeks, Kevin gets a $300-400 check, takes maybe 20 for food the next week, and gives the rest to Toya. Toya, in turn, uses that money to please Scott. On top of that, everyone knows about Toya's shadiness... EXCEPT KEVIN. And to top it off, Kevin's had a rough life, and at this point, he's suicidal. WILL SOMEONE PLEASE JUST BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT PARASITIC BITCH??? And maybe SHOOT SCOTT?
And y'know what, Toya sounds like someone I know. If you're reading this right now, you're smarter than I give you credit for being. But then, to be a parasite, you have to be pretty smart.
Let's go down the list:
Using Will (who loves a parasite) to bring a ladder to her house so that another GUY can get in?
Wanting a Homecoming mum from her boyfriend even though she couldn't go to the Homecoming Dance?
Using Neal (an ex) to bring the mentioned Homecoming mum to her house because her boyfriend couldn't?
Having the gall to ask Neal to take her to her next Homecoming dance when her date bailed on her? (maybe there were some good reasons for that, but I bet he was a prick too; perfect! Two demonspawn!)
Latching onto Stephen Russell and almost turning him against me?
ADVICE PEOPLE! STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM PARASITIC WOMEN!
When you date someone, it's to get to know her (or for my lady readers, him). The moment you know that they are demonic and/or parasitic, CUT YOUR FUCKIN' LOSSES AND STAY THE FUCK AWAY!!!
Good line:
"I convince them that it is perfectly acceptable for young men in the prime of their lives to die for their country...
... and they THANK me for it."
~~ The Guardian, OUR WORLDS AT WAR, Superman comics ~~
... and they THANK me for it."
~~ The Guardian, OUR WORLDS AT WAR, Superman comics ~~
Tuesday, January 18, 2005
First day of school...
tchkhynne: howdy
tchkhynne: how was school?
SANSHORYU: bah
SANSHORYU: I'm so gon' fall asleep
SANSHORYU: and my teachers are so gon' hate me
SANSHORYU: when I am so gon' ace their classes
tchkhynne: how was school?
SANSHORYU: bah
SANSHORYU: I'm so gon' fall asleep
SANSHORYU: and my teachers are so gon' hate me
SANSHORYU: when I am so gon' ace their classes
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