Parasites

No, I'm not talkin' about viruses or anything microscopic in size. But what I am talking about can be just as elusive. I'm talking about... women!

Now, a parasitic woman is synonymous with a siren, a mythical creature. Story goes that the sirens would lure men into the ocean with their beautiful songs, and then tear them to shreds. Parasitic women, however, also use people to their ends without even thinking about what they do to others. They use people.

So today, after kickin' David's, Hannah's, and my collective asses in training, I go to Randalls to buy water and chat. And beloved Alice tells me about her "friend" or soon-to-be-not-a-friend La Toya, from here on out referred to as Toya.

But first, let me identify the characters:
Alice --- my beautiful African American co-worker; I looooove working with her.
Toya --- Alice's "best friend"
Kevin --- absolutely loves Toya; has never cared so much about anyone before.
Scott --- Toya's ex who uses Toya, wants to fuck Alice like none other.

Before you get bored, please remember that this is to illustrate a point about parasitic women. Now on to...

... background of this mini-compilation of stories, anecdotes and tidbits. Toya and Scott dated for a while. But eventually, he lusted for Alice and told Toya how much he wanted to fuck Alice. He actually tried to trick Alice into fucking w/o the use of alcohol or drugs, but rather a dimly lit room and a quick swap out (read: Alice and non-named guy fucking; Toya tells guy that she needs to talk to him so that he leaves and Scott can sneak in and get inside [both ways, literally]). Luckily, Alice noticed and nothin' happened. FUCKED UP SHIT! Toya just loves Scott sooo much that she tries to do everything for him.

So moving on to the main point. Kevin's a good guy tryin' to set his life straight and falls deeply for Toya. They are technically "together." I use quotation marks because apparently, Toya does too. Every 2 weeks, Kevin gets a $300-400 check, takes maybe 20 for food the next week, and gives the rest to Toya. Toya, in turn, uses that money to please Scott. On top of that, everyone knows about Toya's shadiness... EXCEPT KEVIN. And to top it off, Kevin's had a rough life, and at this point, he's suicidal. WILL SOMEONE PLEASE JUST BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT PARASITIC BITCH??? And maybe SHOOT SCOTT?

And y'know what, Toya sounds like someone I know. If you're reading this right now, you're smarter than I give you credit for being. But then, to be a parasite, you have to be pretty smart.

Let's go down the list:
Using Will (who loves a parasite) to bring a ladder to her house so that another GUY can get in?
Wanting a Homecoming mum from her boyfriend even though she couldn't go to the Homecoming Dance?
Using Neal (an ex) to bring the mentioned Homecoming mum to her house because her boyfriend couldn't?
Having the gall to ask Neal to take her to her next Homecoming dance when her date bailed on her? (maybe there were some good reasons for that, but I bet he was a prick too; perfect! Two demonspawn!)
Latching onto Stephen Russell and almost turning him against me?

ADVICE PEOPLE! STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM PARASITIC WOMEN!

When you date someone, it's to get to know her (or for my lady readers, him). The moment you know that they are demonic and/or parasitic, CUT YOUR FUCKIN' LOSSES AND STAY THE FUCK AWAY!!!