Alice has the greatest, most perfect ass ever. But that has nothing to do with our conversation.

Me: So, how's the boyfriend?
Alice: He's... alright.
Me: You don't sound too enthusiastic about him. You're definitely not lavishing praise onto him.
Alice: I don't do that with anybody.
Me: I know who you would be really happy with though...
Alice: Who?
Me: Me.
Alice: That's probably right.

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